Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Georgie: It's a nice car you got.
Valerie: Well, God is good.
Georgie: Oh, you're one of them.
Valerie: "One of them"?
Georgie: I don't mean nothing by it. My mom's one of them, too.
Valerie: Blessed with the abundance of God's love?
Georgie: Yep, definitely one of them.

Georgie: Hey, what do you think about coming to church with me on Sunday?
Mandy: Church? You want pancakes, just tell me.
Georgie: No, this lady I towed last night was telling me how her church is all about prosperity and making money.
Mandy: So?
Georgie: So, those are two of my favorite things.

Mandy: We're not really church people.
Audrey: Why would you say that? Of course we are.
Jim: When was the last time we went to church?
Audrey: When Georgie's father... I don't recall.

Georgie: Mandy?
Mandy: Well, Sunday's my one day to sleep in, but if you want to go, you should go.
Georgie: All right. What about you, CeeCee? You want to come to church with Daddy?
Audrey: Hands off, she's Catholic.

Georgie: And here's a free air freshener. Has our number right on it. And it smells like apple pie.
Man: How about that? [exits]
Georgie: [into dictaphone] Money making idea: A little pocket in your underwear that you can slide an air freshener into.

Mandy: You look nice.
Georgie: Thanks. Last chance to come to church with me.
Mandy: Sorry, today's a strict no-bra day.

Georgie: You know, there's a Bible study Wednesday. You want to come?
Mandy: Oh, wow, we really need to work on your dirty talk.
Georgie: [chuckles] Sorry, I just think you really might like it.
Mandy: Thanks, but I don't need to watch you sell tires to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
Georgie: It ain't about that. It's actually kind of working.
Mandy: W-What are you talking about?
Georgie: I'm making more money and you want to have day sex. That's everything I've ever prayed for.

Jim: Well, be careful. I own a timeshare in Florida 'cause the saleslady looked like Raquel Welch.
Georgie: I don't know who that is.
Jim: Oh, she was a knockout. Had curves in all the right places. She wore this fur bikini in a movie. Man, I still think about it.
Georgie: Fur bikini?
Ruben: Was she cold?
Jim: Get back to work. [exits]
Georgie: [snorts] "Curves in all the right places."
Ruben: Dude is old.

Valerie: So, what'd you think of Bible study?
Georgie: It's hard to believe, but I liked it.
Valerie: Why is that hard to believe?
Georgie: Well, it's got the words "Bible" and "study" right there in the name.

Georgie: I thought you were off tonight.
Mandy: Uh, I was, but a shift opened up, and despite appearances, we are poor people.
Georgie: Well, I thought we were gonna have some "us" time.
Mandy: Uh, well, I get off at midnight. We can "us" time then.
Jim: Hey, I know what "us" time means. Stop it.

Georgie: All right, what are we doing?
Audrey: We?
Georgie: Once I put the baby down, we can play Monopoly, Jenga. I'm all yours.
Audrey: Well, thank you, but... [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: You can just say no, you don't have to pretend to be sleepy.
Audrey: Okay. No.

Jim: How are you at Gin Rummy?
Georgie: Well, it's been a while. You might have to remind me of the rules.
Jim: Are you conning me?
Georgie: Only one way to find out.

[Jim lays down a card]
Georgie: You sure about that?
[Jim takes his card back and lays down another card]
Georgie: Thank you. Gin.
Jim: Son of a bitch.
Georgie: Go again?
Jim: [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: Tired of losing.

Georgie: Let's see. Oh, there's your mama. See how hard she's working? That's for you. Remember that when you're a teenager and you hate your mother for no good reason, other than she's your mother.

Mandy: Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
Georgie: Oh, it's okay. How was work?
Mandy: Busy. I feel bad I didn't have time for you.
Georgie: I get it.
Mandy: Well, I got time for you now. [they kiss]
Georgie: It's been a while, we ain't gonna need much time. You smell like bacon.
Mandy: Really? I showered.
Georgie: I ain't complaining. I like bacon.

Valerie: You are not what I expected when I called a tow truck.
Georgie: Oh, you were waiting on a butt-crack Bubba type?
Valerie: [chuckles] Yeah.
Georgie: Well, sorry to disappoint. Mine is firmly tucked away.
Valerie: So, are you McAllister?
Georgie: Cooper, McAllister's my father-in-law.
Valerie: You're married? You look so young.
Georgie: Well, when you meet the right woman and get her pregnant, you just know.

Audrey: Oh, my goodness, CeeCee, you're getting so big.
Jim: 'Cause she's a Texas baby.
Mandy: 'Cause you keep sneaking her cookies.
Jim: I want her to like me.

Georgie: Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
Mandy: Oh, well, you got in so late, I wanted to give you a break.
Georgie: What did I do to deserve you?
Mandy: [points to CeeCee] This.

Georgie: This could also be a business opportunity. Prosperous folks need tires, too.
Mandy: I don't know.
Jim: Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
Audrey: You're okay with him going to church just to sell tires?
Jim: Yes.
Georgie: You want to come with me?
Jim: No.