‘A Regular Samaritan’ Quotes Page 3 of 3
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December 5, 2024
Georgie sees a business opportunity after an attractive woman invites him to her church, while Mandy worries there’s more to it than tires.
Quote from Georgie
Mandy: How was church?
Georgie: Great. I met the reverend. Real nice guy.
Mandy: Mm. Feel more prosperous?
Georgie: Actually, I do. McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans. [Mandy gasps]
Jim: You're kidding.
Georgie: Tires, brakes, alignment, the works. In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked ten percent off. He was thrilled.
Jim: How can you not love this kid?
Audrey: He hustled a reverend.
Quote from Mandy
Jim: You know, I think it's time we up your compensation.
Audrey: We already give them free room, board and childcare.
Jim: Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
Audrey: He volunteered, Jim.
Jim: 'Cause he's a go-getter.
Audrey: Well, then he can "go get" another job.
Georgie: Should we jump in here?
Mandy: No, stay out of it, this is how I got a car.
Quote from Georgie
Georgie: I see what's going on. I get a raise, you can't keep your hands off of me.
Mandy: You got a problem with that?
Georgie: No, you're right, I'm way more sexy.
Mandy: [laughs] Well, I'm really proud of you.
Quote from Mandy
Audrey: I just think Georgie should be using what little free time he has to be with his wife and daughter.
Mandy: [sighs] I don't disagree.
Audrey: So you agree.
Mandy: That's not what I said.
Audrey: If your father was doing something that made me uncomfortable, I would make sure he knew about it.
Mandy: God, I am turning into you.
Audrey: Aw.
Mandy: No, it's not a good thing.
