Audrey: Hey, when you're done, would you like to go clothes shopping with me?
Mandy: Oh. What's the occasion?
Audrey: Well, the boys are out having fun. Why shouldn't we?
Mandy: I don't know if I'd call a tire convention fun.
Audrey: Oh, Amanda, there's no tire convention. The boys are going to a riverboat casino to gamble.
Mandy: What are you talking about?
Audrey: Well, your father does this every year. He thinks I don't know.
Mandy: Wait. I don't understand. If you know he's lying, why aren't you calling him on it?
Audrey: Well, I considered that, but then I realized, I get a weekend to myself. And someday, if we ever have a bad fight, I can use this to crush him.
Mandy: That is really sick.
Audrey: Thank you.