Audrey: Put that back, you've had enough.
Jim: It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
Audrey: You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing.
Jim: I'm having a good time! Maybe you need a drink.
Audrey: I have been up since the crack of dawn putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it.
Jim: Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing.
Audrey: Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
Jim: Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.