Georgie: So, what about you? What kind of job gets you a car like that?
Valerie: Oh, um, I work in real estate, but honestly, I owe it all to my church.
Georgie: Really? My mom's church never gave out Mercedes. Once in a while, you'd get free pancakes, but that's about it.
Valerie: [laughs] I'm serious. I mean, I was struggling before I joined my congregation, but now I'm doing great. You know, God wants us to be prosperous.
Georgie: All I remember from Sunday school is, "Thou shalt not have any fun."
Valerie: Well, maybe you're going to the wrong church. You should check us out.
Georgie: Maybe I will.
Valerie: I'm telling you, if you invest in God, He will return that investment tenfold.
Georgie: How's He with debt? 'Cause I got me a few folds of that.