Georgie: That was great. I haven't ridden in years.
Todd: Why'd you stop?
Georgie: Oh, you know, got busy. Wife, baby, job.
Richie: How old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen... and a half, basically 20.
Todd: You should see his wife. She's hot.
Georgie: Hey! I mean, thank you, but hey.

Connor: We're playing 20 Questions if you'd like to join.
Mandy: No. [exits]
Connor: Anyone else glad she said no?

Mandy: [o.s.] You are not playing with my friend's son!
Georgie: [o.s.] I'm a grown man, I can play with whoever I want.
Jim: Trouble in paradise.
Mandy: [enters] We're back.
Audrey: We heard.
Mandy: CeeCee good?
Audrey: Sound asleep.
Jim: You two okay?
Mandy: I don't want to talk about it.
Jim: All righty.

Jim: How about this?
Audrey: I like it.
Jim: You sure?
Audrey: Do it.
Jim: Are you something in this house?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
Audrey: Good job.
Jim: Teamwork, babe.

Georgie: Hey. Listen, Todd invited me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
Mandy: You're not doing that.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: You have a child. It's dangerous.
Georgie: I'll wear a helmet.
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Todd's mom lets him do it.
Mandy: What did you say?
Georgie: What?
Mandy: "Todd's mom lets him do it," like I'm your mom?
Georgie: That ain't what I meant.
Mandy: Well, that's what it sounded like.
Georgie: Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should stop acting like my mom.
Mandy: [grunts] You-- I-- You are in trouble, mister. [Georgie rolls his eyes] Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me.

Georgie: That was fun. Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mandy: [unimpressed] Mm-hmm. Crazy you and Todd went to school together.
Georgie: I know. My meemaw would call that "quite the coinkydink."

Jim: Damn, this is stressful.
Connor: If it's too much, we can stop. No shame admitting defeat.
Jim: Make coffee.
Audrey: On it.

Jim: How can we be sure this isn't some stupid thing only he knows exists?
Audrey: Good point. [Connor shrugs] Do it.
Jim: Are you some stupid thing only you know exists?
Connor: No. Twelve.
Audrey: So you're sure we'd know...?
Jim: No, don't waste one. It's something we know.
Audrey: Okay, okay.

Audrey: Okay, so we know it's not musical. We know it's not a machine. But it is man-made.
Jim: Got to be smart about this.
Audrey: You're the one who wasted two questions.
Jim: Well, they shouldn't have counted.
Connor: But they did, didn't they?

Todd: Sorry, I don't mean nothing by it. New school nurse is hot. And she's like 23.
Georgie: There you go. What we doing here?
Todd: Just tightening the brakes.
Georgie: Well, let me help you.
Todd: Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
Georgie: We've talked about this. Older's better.

Todd: So, what's it like being married?
Georgie: Well, I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
Todd: Cool. What's it like having a girlfriend?
Georgie: It's good. I mean, you got to buy 'em presents and watch dumb movies, but overall it's worth it.
Todd: So I bet you get to do it all the time.
Georgie: Well, I'm a gentleman. B-But I did say "worth it."
Todd: It's not weird that she's old?
Georgie: She ain't old, she's older. Also, do not let her hear you say that.

Georgie: How long you had it?
Todd: Six months. My dad bought it for me during the divorce so I'd be on his side.
Georgie: Did it work?
Todd: No, my mom bought me a Nintendo. Kind of balanced things out.
Georgie: You know, people don't talk much about the upsides of divorce.

Beth: You know, sometimes I look at Todd's friends and...
Mandy: Oh, Beth, no.
Beth: What? You married one.
Mandy: Yeah.

Beth: [laughing awkwardly] So, 19...
Mandy: Yeah, he's- he's very mature for his age.
Beth: I'm sure.
Mandy: And, you know, most days I-I don't even think about it.
Beth: And why would you?
Mandy: He's a good father and a hard worker.
Beth: I bet the sex is amazing.
Mandy: Oh, well, he does bring a certain youthful energy to the party.
Beth: Do tell.
Mandy: I think I've told enough.

Beth: Well, Todd, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to do. You don't want to hang out with us old folks... and Georgie.
Todd: I'm gonna go work on my dirt bike.
Georgie: You got a dirt bike?
Todd: Yamaha YZ250.
Georgie: Oh, sweet.
Todd: You want to see it?
Georgie: [excitedly to Mandy] Can I?
Mandy: Go ahead.

Todd: So, did you graduate?
Georgie: No, I dropped out my junior year.
Todd: Oh, that's so cool.
Beth: No, it's not.
Mandy: Not cool.
Georgie: If I didn't, we never would've met.
Mandy: 'Cause you would've been in homeroom?

Beth: Hey, Todd. Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
Todd: Georgie Cooper?
Georgie: Yeah.
Todd: Didn't you go to Medford High?
Georgie: Yeah, a while ago.
Todd: Your dad was the football coach, you had the genius brother.
Beth: I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
Todd: He was a year ahead of me.
Beth: Wait, how old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen.
Mandy: Now you know why he lied. [laughs]

Georgie: She was worried I was a little too young, so I lied about my age.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You sure did.
Georgie: Hey, you lied about your age, too.
Mandy: Anyhoo, too much tequila, not enough condoms, here we are.
Beth: Nice.
Georgie: I eventually told her the truth.
Mandy: Yep. And we fell in love.
Beth: That's sweet, you started with lies and ended with love. I went the other way.

Beth: So how did you two meet?
Georgie: She came into the Laundromat I was working at, and I asked her out.
Beth: Laundromat. Sexy.
Georgie: It was really a front for a backroom gambling operation.
Mandy: That sexy enough for you?

Connor: I have a game we can play. I'm a thing. You have 20 questions. Go.
Jim: I don't want to play that.
Audrey: I do. Are you a vegetable?
Connor: No. 19.
Jim: What kind of first question is that? It's too specific.
Audrey: I thought you weren't playing.
Jim: I'm not, but if I was, I'd ask a better first question.
Audrey: Like what?
Jim: Like, "Are you a living thing?"
Connor: No. 18.
Audrey: Great question.
Jim: But now we know it's not alive. It is a good question, right?
Connor: Yes. 17.
Jim: You're counting that?
Connor: Yes. 16.
Jim: Oh, come on!