Audrey: Because we're both adults. [Mandy groans] You married a child, Amanda. You cannot expect him to understand... anything.

Mandy: Couples fight. It's not a big deal.
Audrey: Have you ever heard your father and I raise our voices at one another?
Mandy: No.
Audrey: And do you know why?
Mandy: 'Cause you squashed the life out of him?

Audrey: So... I couldn't help overhearing you and Georgie arguing last night.
Mandy: You were eavesdropping?
Audrey: Eavesdropping is when you want to listen. Overhearing is when you have no choice.

Georgie: I was just rushing to pick up my sister 'cause my mom had a church thing and Missy didn't want to go to the church thing 'cause she had a friends thing and they were fighting and, as you can imagine, it was a whole thing.
Jim: I get it, mistakes happen.
Georgie: You don't have to be nice to me just 'cause I'm your son-in-law. I screwed up, let me have it.
Jim: I thought I was letting you have it.
Georgie: No, you're being nice.
Jim: Oh. I'm sorry.
Georgie: Don't apologize. I should be apologizing to you.
Jim: Well, you already did.
Georgie: Yeah, but then you were nice and ruined it.
Jim: J-Just open the store.
Georgie: "Just open the store..."
Jim: Dumbass.
Georgie: Was that so hard?

Georgie: Given any more thought to carrying those new Korean tires?
Jim: Oh, I appreciate the idea, but my dad fought in Korea. Just feels wrong.
Georgie: I'm pretty sure these are the good Koreans.
Jim: Doesn't matter, I don't want to piss off the blimp guys.

Georgie: Like I said, life is good. I've got it all under control. Yeah. All under control.

Georgie: Hey. How'd the interview go?
Mandy: It didn't.
Georgie: What's that mean?
Mandy: It means I put on control-top pantyhose and I drove across town just to find out they hired some 22-year-old ditz.
Georgie: Guy ditz or girl ditz?
Mandy: What's a guy ditz?
Georgie: I don't know. Gilligan?
Mandy: Well, this one was a girl, and she only got the job because she's young and perky.
Georgie: You're perky.
Mandy: [scoffs] I'm young, too.

Georgie: Hey, Dad. On my way to work. Thought I'd stop and say hi. Things are all good down here. I'm sure they're good up there, 'cause, you know, heaven and such. Looked in on Mom and Missy yesterday. They're doing all right, considering... your new address. Oh, get this. I had to ship a pack of Underoos to Sheldon 'cause he couldn't find the Batman kind in Pasadena. What else? CeeCee's amazing. Starting to stand up. Trying to walk. Kind of looks like you after a case of beer. And Mandy, she's looking for a job as a TV reporter, which has been, let's just say, a hoot.

CeeCee: [over baby monitor] Dadda.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] You hear that? Who's dumb now? Mandy, she's talking! Hurry, get in here!
Mandy: I'm coming!
Georgie: You missed it. She said "Dadda."
Jim: Wow. Smart little girl.
Georgie: Well, you know genius runs in my family.
CeeCee: Dadda.

Georgie: [over baby monitor] Real nice of you to apologize to Mandy. I know it meant a lot to her.
Audrey: [also over baby monitor] Good, I'm glad.
Georgie: Although, I am the one you said mean things about.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie, no.
Audrey: Excuse me?
Georgie: You implied the reason CeeCee ain't talking is 'cause her dad is some kind of dumbbell.
Jim: Mmm. Set of brass ones on this kid. [Mandy shushes Jim]

Audrey: [over baby monitor] Here you go.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] Thank you.
Jim: Should we turn it off?
Mandy: No, no, no, turn it up.

Audrey: I warmed up a bottle for CeeCee.
Mandy: Oh, thanks, Mom.
Jim: She's so happy you're back and you're getting along.
Mandy: It's been one day.
Jim: I know, right? It's crazy.

Jim: You know, Georgie's right, when you don't hear people laughing, it's hard to know what's funny. [Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage studio audience laughs]

Audrey: I would like you and CeeCee and Georgie to come back.
Mandy: Why?
Audrey: Because... you'll be safer, more comfortable.
Mandy: We're pretty comfortable.
Audrey: You gonna make me beg?
Mandy: I'm gonna make you apologize.
Audrey: I'd rather beg.
Mandy: Okay, then thanks for dropping by.
Audrey: Fine. [clears throat] I may have been less than welcoming, and, perhaps, a little unfair to you and Georgie. And I am very aware... [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling] [Audrey continues speaking indistinctly] I know that moving back... [rumbling continues] [Audrey continues] [rumbling stops] Okay?
Mandy: Sorry, didn't get that last part.
Audrey: I'm not saying it again.
Mandy: Apology accepted. Help me pack.

Mandy: Go ahead, say it.
Audrey: I'd rather not. Where's my granddaughter?
Mandy: I sold her. Got a pretty good price.
Audrey: Amanda.
Mandy: She's taking a nap.

Audrey: Ugh. [knocks on door]
Mandy: [opens door] Oh, hi.
Audrey: Hello.
Mandy: Can I help you?
Audrey: I want to talk.
Mandy: You sure? That usually doesn't go well for us.
Audrey: I'm sure.
Mandy: Okay. Take your shoes off.
Audrey: Oh, you're kidding.
Mandy: Come on in.

Mandy: Hey, maybe it's time I go back to work.
Georgie: Really? She's ain't even a year yet.
Mandy: Yeah, I know that was the plan, but... plans change.
Georgie: Mandy, I support you in anything you wanna do, but I promise, I'll get us out of here. [kisses Mandy]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] How?
Georgie: Simple, I'll make a lot of money. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Yeah, but how?
Georgie: Never giving up. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Like right now?
Georgie: See, you get it.

Georgie: Thanks for cooking dinner for my mom and Meemaw.
Mandy: It was good to see 'em.
Georgie: Meemaw tried to slip me money on the way out.
Mandy: Sweet. How much?
Georgie: I didn't take it.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie.
Georgie: I got my pride.
Mandy: Great, we live in a matchbox, but we got pride.
Georgie: A matchbox with a brand-new toaster.

Georgie: [whispers] Here I come.
Mandy: Oh, careful.
Georgie: Look at me, I'm Spider-Man.

Jim: Would you just admit you miss having them here?
Audrey: I do miss my granddaughter.
Jim: Well, good luck with that. I don't see Mandy bringing her by for a lot of visits.
Audrey: She'll come back.
Jim: Not till you apologize.
Audrey: I have nothing to apologize for.
Jim: Nothing at all? Can't think of a single thing? [loud electronic music playing in seven-four time] Well, on the bright side, we still got our baby boy.
Audrey: I can dance to that.