Jim: Just so you know, I told Georgie he can keep his job at the store.
Audrey: Really?
Jim: Yeah, really.
Audrey: You don't discuss it with me?
Jim: Why, I didn't wanna have an argument.
Audrey: You didn't wanna lose an argument.
Jim: Same thing.
Audrey: The fact that he ruined our daughter's life doesn't bother you at all?
Jim: Hey, credit where credit is due, okay? He's a kid. If anything, she ruined his life.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Georgie: I'll have some.
Mary Cooper: You're not old enough to drink.
Georgie: I'm old enough to have a wife, a baby and a toilet that doubles as a shower.
Meemaw: He needs a drink.
Georgie: Thank you.

Meemaw: Mary? To toast the new house?
Mary Cooper: I can toast with ginger ale.
Meemaw: Jesus drank wine.
Mary Cooper: 'Cause they didn't have Schweppes.

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Georgie: Hey, welcome to the Cooper residence.
Mandy: [o.s.] Cooper-McAllister.
Georgie: Hmm. I'm surprised she put my name first. Come on in.

Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.

Jim: Any chance I can talk you into moving back into the house?
Georgie: I ain't the one that needs convincing.
Jim: Yeah, well, we got time on the clock. We'll figure something out.
[As Jim pats Georgie on the back, Georgie goes in for a hug]
Jim: Whoa. What's this about?
Georgie: Sorry. Sometimes you remind me of my dad.
Jim: Well, that's... that's quite the compliment.
Georgie: I didn't really hug him when I had the chance.
Jim: Then come here. [they hug again]
Ruben: [enters] Aw, damn it.

Jim: But that's my problem. So, how's the new place?
Georgie: It ain't much, but it's ours and it's temporary.
Jim: Well, look at you, always putting a positive spin on things.
Georgie: May be a side effect of being "dumb."
Jim: Yeah, she didn't mean that.
Georgie: It don't hurt my feelings. With a brother like Sheldon, I've been the dumb one my whole life.
Jim: That's gotta be hard.
Georgie: I like it when people underestimate me. Gives me an edge.
Jim: You are really something.
Georgie: Yes, sir, I am.

Georgie: Morning.
Jim: Wasn't sure I'd see you today.
Georgie: Wasn't sure if I was fired.
Jim: Course not.
Georgie: Is Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
Jim: Course not.

Georgie: I know it's not exactly what we had in mind...
Mandy: We're taking it.
Georgie: Really?
Mandy: Yeah. I mean, it sucks, but it's still better than living with my mother. [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling stops] Still better.

Bev: Got a full kitchen, fridge and there's a laundromat about half mile down the road.
Georgie: Handy.
Bev: Bedroom, bathroom, the end. You want it?
Mandy: Can you give us a minute?
Bev: Okay, but we got a lot of people circling on this unit.
Mandy: Do you?
Bev: I'll wait out on the veranda.

Bev: Comes with your own patio furniture, barbecue, awning.
Georgie: Nice. For entertaining.
Bev: And this is your living room/den/rumpus room.
Mandy: It's a little cramped.
Bev: Only a problem if you don't like each other.
Georgie: Well, then that is not a problem for us.
Bev: He's a chipper one, ain't he?
Mandy: Yeah.

Jim: [sighs]
Audrey: You got something to say?
Jim: I do.
Audrey: Well?
Jim: I'm not saying it.

Georgie: If I may, you do have a habit of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.
Audrey: Name one.
Jim: Oh, let's not go naming things.
Mandy: How about saying that CeeCee might be dumb like her dad?
Georgie: She said that?
Mandy: She said that.
Audrey: I never said that!
Georgie: Hey, you can call me whatever you want but you do not insult my daughter or accuse my wife of having hormones. Start packing, we're out of here.

Jim: Whoa, whoa, let's all calm down. Audrey, what happened?
Audrey: No idea. Amanda came to me and apologized for being rude. I accepted. Then, before I knew it, she was being rude again. I'm guessing hormones.
Jim: I'm walking away.

Georgie: All right, listen up, whatever you said to my wife, it's got to stop and it's got to stop right now.
Audrey: I don't know what you're talking about.
Georgie: I don't know what I'm talking about either. But she's back there crying and she's wanting to leave.

Mandy: Georgie is very smart in more of a... workaday manner.
Audrey: He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.
Mandy: He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
Audrey: Hmm. Workaday and frugal, quite a catch.
Mandy: You are a horrible, horrible person! [storms out]
Audrey: What time we leaving for the doctor?

Audrey: And while we're there, we can ask the doctor if we should be concerned that she's not talking yet.
Mandy: She's not even a year, Mom, she's fine.
Audrey: [sighs] Of course. It's just, you were an early talker and so was your brother. I don't know about Georgie.
Mandy: What are you saying? My daughter's got some kind of stupid gene from her father?
Audrey: I didn't say that. But it is interesting that you jumped to it.