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Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Mandy: [answers phone] Hello?
Georgie: Hey, just wanted to let you know we made it.
Mandy: Good, good. How was the drive?
Georgie: Fine, fine.
Mandy: Great, great. Big day tomorrow?
Georgie: Yeah. I think we're gonna turn in soon.
Mandy: Sure. Lot of meetings lined up?
Georgie: Yeah, I think so. I'm just following your dad's lead.
Mandy: Yeah, well, he has been to so many of these, you're in good hands.
Georgie: Yep. Well-well, give CeeCee a kiss for me.
Mandy: You got it. I love you.
Georgie: I love you, too. [hangs up]
Mandy: You lying bastard!
Audrey: He didn't tell you?
Mandy: Oh, shut up.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Audrey: I wish you would've let me buy you something.
Mandy: Well, I said I liked that striped top.
Audrey: I meant something you looked good in.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: I got to call Mandy.
Jim: Why?
Georgie: Well, I told her I would when we got checked in.
Jim: Fine, but just keep it short and sweet.
Georgie: I don't know about short, but lucky for you, sweet comes natural.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: What if I win money? Where do I tell Mandy it came from?
Jim: You don't tell her.
Georgie: So another lie.
Jim: No, it... it's the same lie. Just buy her something nice, she won't ask where the money came from.
Georgie: Okay, I guess I can do this.
Jim: Attaboy.
Georgie: We just need to nail down what we ordered at the steakhouse.
Jim: Oh, my God. We had steaks!
Georgie: That's good. Steaks.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Jim: Listen, this weekend's happening. You might as well have fun.
Georgie: Can I even get into a casino? I ain't 21.
Jim: Oh, you're telling me Georgie Cooper don't have a fake ID?
Georgie: You're starting to get on my nerves.
Jim: [laughs] That's what I thought.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Jim: I have to say, I'm glad you're uncomfortable lying to my daughter.
Georgie: I'm glad you're glad.
Jim: Speaks well of you.
Georgie: I'm a heck of a guy.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Mandy: Well, I'm sure he's gonna tell me the truth.
Audrey: Exciting, isn't it?
Mandy: When he calls to check in, I'm gonna tell him.
Audrey: You will not. Then your father will know that I know.
Mandy: But you're also lying to him, because you know he's lying to you.
Audrey: It's not lying to let him think that I think his lie is the truth when the truth is, I know it's a lie.
Mandy: Okay, I don't follow, but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: She's gonna figure it out!
Jim: Listen, I've been doing this for ten years. Audrey has no idea.
[cut to Audrey driving with Mandy back in Medford:]
Mandy: How long have you known?
Audrey: About ten years.
Mandy: Why didn't you tell me before they left?
Audrey: I didn't want to give up my weekend.
Mandy: [scoffs] Or did you want to see if Georgie would lie to me?
Audrey: No, that's just gravy.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: It's not just about tires. Did we go to dinner with any sales reps?
Jim: Sure.
Georgie: Where'd they take us?
Jim: I don't know. Steakhouse.
Georgie: What did we get?
Jim: I had a shrimp cocktail and a salad.
Georgie: No one's gonna believe you ordered a salad!
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: If I'm gonna do this, we got to get our story straight.
Jim: There were tires, we saw them, the story is straight.
Georgie: What if Mandy asks for more details?
Jim: Well, that's the great thing about tires. No one ever wants to hear about 'em.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Mandy: Wait. Does Georgie know? No. No, he doesn't know. He wouldn't lie to me like that.
Audrey: Well, maybe, maybe not. Oh, what happened when you first met? Something about his age?
Mandy: That was different. He only lied to have sex with me.
Audrey: How is that better?
Mandy: Didn't say better. I said different.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Audrey: Hey, when you're done, would you like to go clothes shopping with me?
Mandy: Oh. What's the occasion?
Audrey: Well, the boys are out having fun. Why shouldn't we?
Mandy: I don't know if I'd call a tire convention fun.
Audrey: Oh, Amanda, there's no tire convention. The boys are going to a riverboat casino to gamble.
Mandy: What are you talking about?
Audrey: Well, your father does this every year. He thinks I don't know.
Mandy: Wait. I don't understand. If you know he's lying, why aren't you calling him on it?
Audrey: Well, I considered that, but then I realized, I get a weekend to myself. And someday, if we ever have a bad fight, I can use this to crush him.
Mandy: That is really sick.
Audrey: Thank you.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Audrey: Ooh. What happened here?
Mandy: CeeCee and I had a disagreement over lunch. I wanted it in her mouth, she thought otherwise.
Audrey: You've got some banana in your hair.
Mandy: Oh, no, that's from breakfast, but thank you.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Jim: Look, just don't tell Mandy! All right? She'll tell Audrey, and then I'm in for it.
Georgie: Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not a good color on you.
Jim: Look, you're making too big a deal out of this. Okay? We're gonna have a great time. Look, no one gets hurt, and we can talk about tires all you want. Isn't that basically what happens at a convention?
Georgie: No!
Jim: Oh, how would you know? You ain't never been to one.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: Well, why'd you even invite me?
Jim: Uh, I didn't invite you.
Georgie: What am I supposed to tell Mandy?
Jim: Just tell her that we went to a tire convention.
Georgie: I don't want to lie to my wife.
Jim: Oh, don't think of it as a lie.
Georgie: Then what is it?
Jim: It's more of a yarn, tall tale, you know, make-'em-ups.
Georgie: What?
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Jim: We're not going to the convention.
Georgie: Where we going?
Jim: To a riverboat casino.
Georgie: I don't understand.
Jim: Well, it's the same as a regular casino, only it floats.
Georgie: So this whole trip's a lie?
Jim: Not the whole trip. Just the part about the convention and us going to it.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: I can't wait to meet the Hankook tire guys.
Jim: Mm-hmm.
Georgie: I learned how to say "hi" in Korean. Annyeong.
Jim: How'd you learn that?
Georgie: Called Sheldon. He also taught me, hwajangsil-eun eodie.
Jim: What's that mean?
Georgie: Where's the bathroom?
Jim: Why does your brother know Korean?
Georgie: Why does he know Klingon? I've learned not to ask.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: It's kind of exciting, your dad talking about me taking over the store someday.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You're gonna be the tire king of Medford.
Georgie: Forget Medford. I'm gonna be the tire king of Texas.
Mandy: And does the tire king of Texas still live with my parents?
Georgie: Hell no. He's got a giant house.
Mandy: Ooh. I like that.
Georgie: Oh, and a big old pool in the shape of a tire.
Mandy: So a circle.
Georgie: Well... yeah.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: It's gonna be hard to be away from her.
Mandy: What about me?
Georgie: It's different. You already got teeth and know how to walk.
Mandy: I am the whole package.
Quote from the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: "The Goodyear Regatta is a long-wearing, quiet-riding, touring radial. It has a wide tread for responsive handling."
Mandy: Are you reading her a tire catalogue?
Georgie: It ain't about the story. It's about the performance.