Ruben Quote #4
Quote from Ruben in the episode Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change
Georgie: Hey, Ruben, let me ask you a question. If you knew a secret that affected a family member, you'd tell him, right?
Jim: What are you pulling him into this for?
Georgie: I'd like a fresh perspective. Well?
Ruben: Well, what kind of secret? A little white lie, or your sister's actually your mom?
Georgie: That's a thing?
Ruben: When you're 16, pregnant and Catholic, yeah.
Ruben Quotes
Quote from the episode Some New York Nonsense
Ruben: Hold this.
Georgie: What is it?
Ruben: Transmission fluid recirculator.
Georgie: Hmm. Got it.
Ruben: Do not let go.
Georgie: Why? What'll happen?
Ruben: Bad things. Very bad things. [walks off]
Georgie: Where you going?
Ruben: Be right back.
Georgie: Okeydoke.
Quote from the episode A Regular Samaritan
Valerie: So, is my car ready?
Georgie: Let me check.
Ruben: Yes, ma'am, it most certainly is. My name's Ruben. What's yours?
Valerie: Valerie.
Ruben: Oh, lovely name. Valerie, you're gonna need brake pads on your vehicle, sooner better than later.
Valerie: Thank you. Good to know.
Georgie: Ruben, I got this.
Ruben: I'm just thinking of her safety. Don't you need to call your wife or something? He's married.
Valerie: I know. I'm actually hoping to meet her at church this Sunday.
Ruben: Church?
Valerie: Yeah.
Ruben: Mm, too much work.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Ruben: You know, after work on Fridays, me and my buddies play a little half-court basketball.
Georgie: Cool.
Ruben: Yeah, and after we grab pizza and beer.
Georgie: Sounds fun.
Ruben: [chuckling] It is. It really is. [walks off]
Jim: I've gone with them. It's a good time.
‘Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change’ Quotes
Quote from Mandy
Mandy: Huh, weird.
Audrey: What?
Mandy: Well, this article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
Audrey: Why would you do that?
Mandy: To help dry up your milk.
Jim: Wh-What happens to the cabbage leaves?
Mandy: That's your question?
Quote from Audrey
Georgie: Good news, my mail's finally coming to this address.
Audrey: Oh, joy. [hits dough with a rolling pin]
Quote from Georgie
Mandy: What's that?
Georgie: My very first credit card.
Mandy: Oh.
Audrey: You never had one before?
Georgie: Nope. Blockbuster card, Subway card. That's it.
Audrey: Not even a library card?
Georgie: [chuckles] Good one.