Georgie: I was thinkin', how about we take some of my commission and go have a fancy dinner somewhere?
Mandy: No, that's okay, we don't have to.
Georgie: You sure? Celebrate that we're finally makin' some money.
Mandy: You're making some money.
Georgie: You're mad about that?
Mandy: Of course not.
Georgie: 'Cause that'd be a weird thing to be mad about.
Mandy: Yeah, well, I'm not.
Georgie: Good.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
Georgie: Probably a nicer way to say it.
Mandy: Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
Georgie: There we go.

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Mandy: You look nice.
Georgie: Thanks. Last chance to come to church with me.
Mandy: Sorry, today's a strict no-bra day.

Jim: Giving him a cut only motivates him to make more.
Audrey: Keeping him hungry motivates him more.
Jim: Now, you see, that is the kind of thinking that makes Communism appealing.
Georgie: You sure we shouldn't jump in?
Mandy: Shh, we're close.
Audrey: Did you just call me a Communist?
Jim: I'm just saying a good American would pay him what he's worth.
Mandy: There it is.
Audrey: Fine, pay him whatever you want.
Mandy: And that's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.

Georgie: Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Hmm. That explains a lot. Have you read it?
Ms. Hutchins: Several times.
Georgie: Did it work?
Ms. Hutchins: Yes, my love life is fantastic. Do you want the book or not?
Georgie: Sure. I'm young and married, you're old and alone. It's funny how things work out.
Ms. Hutchins: Hilarious.

Ms. Hutchins: Georgie?
Georgie: Ms. Hutchins? You quit working at the high school?
Ms. Hutchins: No, I do both. This one for the money, high school librarian for the glamour. What brings you by?
Georgie: I'm kind of looking for a book on relationships. My wife and I are having a bit of a spat.
Ms. Hutchins: You're married?
Georgie: Got a baby, too.
Ms. Hutchins: Oh, you knocked her up. That makes more sense.

Georgie: Speaking of making sense, you got any books that explain women or marriage or whatever it is I did wrong?
Ms. Hutchins: Oh. I have just the thing.
Georgie: You married?
Ms. Hutchins: Me? Oh, I'm too busy having fun to settle down.