Georgie: What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
Mandy: Oh, that, um... that was an emergency room visit.
Georgie: What happened to you?
Mandy: It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine.
Georgie: What happened to her?
Mandy: It was a him, and he had an accident.
Georgie: Okay, but why did you pay the bill?
Mandy: 'Cause he was my boyfriend, and he had no money.
Georgie: You had no money.
Mandy: Yeah, but I had the credit card.