Mandy Quote #23
Quote from Mandy in the episode Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change
Georgie: What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
Mandy: Oh, that, um... that was an emergency room visit.
Georgie: What happened to you?
Mandy: It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine.
Georgie: What happened to her?
Mandy: It was a him, and he had an accident.
Georgie: Okay, but why did you pay the bill?
Mandy: 'Cause he was my boyfriend, and he had no money.
Georgie: You had no money.
Mandy: Yeah, but I had the credit card.
Mandy Quotes
Quote from the episode A Regular Samaritan
Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.
Quote from the episode Working for the Enemy
Jim: You're workin' for Fagenbacher?
Georgie: What can I say? He knows talent when he sees it.
Audrey: Freddy gave you a job?
Mandy: Please don't say "Freddy" and "job" in the same sentence.
Quote from the episode Typhoid Georgie
Audrey: It's gonna go great.
Mandy: Yeah, I think so, too.
Audrey: So, are you feeling more confident about all this?
Mandy: Yeah. Yeah, I can do this. You know, I bet it goes so well that they ask me to fill in again next week. And then they'll probably recommend me to the affiliate in Houston, and... and then they'll offer me the job and I'll have to tell Georgie we need to move and he's not gonna want to and it's gonna be a huge fight and I don't want to move CeeCee away from her grandparents but this is my dream job! [goes back into the dressing room]
Audrey: Look at the bright side: maybe you'll stink.
‘Secrets, Lies and a Chunk of Change’ Quotes
Quote from Mandy
Mandy: Huh, weird.
Audrey: What?
Mandy: Well, this article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
Audrey: Why would you do that?
Mandy: To help dry up your milk.
Jim: Wh-What happens to the cabbage leaves?
Mandy: That's your question?
Quote from Audrey
Georgie: Good news, my mail's finally coming to this address.
Audrey: Oh, joy. [hits dough with a rolling pin]
Quote from Georgie
Mandy: What's that?
Georgie: My very first credit card.
Mandy: Oh.
Audrey: You never had one before?
Georgie: Nope. Blockbuster card, Subway card. That's it.
Audrey: Not even a library card?
Georgie: [chuckles] Good one.