Connor: I have a secret of my own.
Mandy: Oh, good for you.
Connor: Would you like to hear it?
Mandy: Not really.
Connor: I've been corresponding with Tonight Show host Jay Leno.
Jim: Seriously?
Connor: We share a birthday. I sent him a card, he responded, an unlikely friendship was born.
Mandy: Oh, please, why would he be friends with you?
Connor: Simple. He's a man of the people, and I'm people.