Quote from Meemaw in the episode A Sportsbook and a Breakup
Mandy: What's going on? Meemaw: Nothing. Mandy: Seems like something. Meemaw: Well, it's not. [pager chiming] Can I call you back? Mandy: Are you selling drugs? Meemaw: Don't be crazy. I'm not a drug dealer. Mandy: Okay, well, then, what? Meemaw: I'm a bookie.