Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Meemaw: What about you? How you doing?
Mandy: I'm all right. I'm a little worried about your grandson.
Meemaw: Oh. Is this about Thanksgiving? [Mandy nods] Well, you just got to give Mary time. When my husband died, I was just miserable those first few holidays.
Dale Ballard: Maybe he died because you're miserable.
Meemaw: It's a big house. Go somewhere else.
Dale Ballard: Good day. [exits]

Mandy: Um, so here's the thing. Georgie's going through a rough time, and I want to help.
Meemaw: What can I do?
Mandy: Well, it would mean a lot to him if you could be with us for Thanksgiving.
Meemaw: [sighs] Oh, honey, I am so sorry. I promised Dale I'd go camping with him.
Mandy: Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
Meemaw: Just let me talk to Dale. [shouts] We're not going camping!
Dale Ballard: [returns] I was gone 20 seconds. What the hell happened?
Meemaw: We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie.
Dale Ballard: I've been looking forward to this for months.
Meemaw: Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. [to Mandy] What time you want us?

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Meemaw: You sure made your son happy today.
Mary Cooper: I'm glad. I thought you were going camping.
Meemaw: So did Dale.
Dale Ballard: What?
Meemaw: Just eat.
Dale Ballard: Okay.

Meemaw: [on the payphone] All right, I got you down for 50 on Medford to cover the spread.
Mandy: Hey, Connie.
Meemaw: [hangs up] Hey.
Mandy: Uh, what you doing?
Meemaw: Oh, nothing, just making a little phone call.
Mandy: Oh. Everything okay?
Meemaw: Yeah, yeah, it's just, you know, I remembered to call in a... prescription.
Mandy: Okay. Well, uh, do you want to come in and grab some coffee? We can catch up.
Meemaw: Sure. That would be nice. [phone ringing]
Mandy: Who calls a pay phone? [reaches for the phone]
Meemaw: I got it. [answers phone] Hello? Oh. It's my pharmacy. Could I have a minute?

Mandy: What's going on?
Meemaw: Nothing.
Mandy: Seems like something.
Meemaw: Well, it's not. [pager chiming] Can I call you back?
Mandy: Are you selling drugs?
Meemaw: Don't be crazy. I'm not a drug dealer.
Mandy: Okay, well, then, what?
Meemaw: I'm a bookie.

Mandy: Well, this is nice. [chuckles] You know, it's been a while since we've had lunch together.
Meemaw: Oh, cut the crap. You're gonna lecture me.
Mandy: I wouldn't say lecture.
Meemaw: I know. I know. You think taking bets is gonna get me in trouble, I've already been arrested once, and what am I thinking?
Mandy: Anything's a lecture when you say it like that.

Meemaw: I've lost my home, I've lost my business, I've lost everything.
Mandy: I know.
Meemaw: I have been self-sufficient my whole life. Now, when I need money, I have to go to the bank of Dale. And trust me, there are fees.
Mandy: Okay, I-I don't need to know that.
Meemaw: I mean, I don't mind 'em. He's a good-looking man.
Mandy: I really don't.

Meemaw: I appreciate your concern, but I know what I'm doing.
Mandy: If you need money, why don't you just go out and get a real job?
Meemaw: I made 700 bucks yesterday. What did you make?
Mandy: Are you hiring?

Meemaw: I'm sure glad we got a chance to catch up, Coach.
Coach Wilkins: Me, too. It was a nice surprise hearing from you.
Meemaw: Well, you and George were close, me and George were close. No reason why you and me can't be close.
Coach Wilkins: I'd- I'd like that.
Meemaw: I would, too. So, how's that team of yours looking for Friday night?
Coach Wilkins: Well, the Panthers are tough, but I like our chances.
Meemaw: Good, good. Any injuries? Anybody not making grades? Any bad breakups?
Coach Wilkins: I'm sorry, what- What are we doing?
Meemaw: We're catching up. How the heck are you?
Coach Wilkins: I'm okay. Uh, it's been tough without George.
Meemaw: I know it has. That kicker of yours has been a little off. What's happening there?

Coach Wilkins: Connie, if you're betting on the game, I can't help you. I could lose my job.
Meemaw: Oh, I'm not betting on the game.
Coach Wilkins: Good.
Meemaw: I'm just setting the line for the people who are betting on the game.
Coach Wilkins: [sighs] Connie.
Meemaw: Now, I'm thinking Panthers plus three, but you tell me.
Coach Wilkins: [stands up] It was good seeing you.
Meemaw: Well, we could still talk about George. What do you think he'd think their chances are? [Coach Wilkins exits]
Mandy: Did you get any intel?
Meemaw: No. He's worried about losing his job. Big baby.

Mandy: Okay, great. Quick question. [clears throat] So, with Dale out of the picture... which is sad, um...
am I still employed?
Meemaw: Yes. As a matter of fact, you need to come with me. We're making a collection.
Mandy: Am I your muscle?
Meemaw: My eyes. I don't drive so good at night.

Mandy: So, what, you just, you go up to the guy's house and you knock on the door and you say "Give me my money"?
Meemaw: Well, I say hello first. I'm not an animal.
Mandy: What if he doesn't have it?
Meemaw: Then I ask him if he wants things to get ugly.
Mandy: What, do you break his knees?
Meemaw: I tell his wife.
Mandy: Oh, that's cold.
Meemaw: It's a tough business.

Meemaw: Luther.
Luther: Hey, Connie. Nice to see you.
Meemaw: This is my grandson's wife. She's helping me out.
Luther: Hi.
Mandy: Hello.
Meemaw: Enough small talk. Give me my damn money.
Luther: Yeah, about that, I need a little more time.
Meemaw: I understand. [exhales] Virginia! Are you home?
Luther: Wait, wait. How about I give you my grandpa's Rolex?
Meemaw: Let me see it.
Mandy: [gasps] This is so exciting. I feel bad for him, but this is so exciting.