CeeCee: [over baby monitor] Dadda.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] You hear that? Who's dumb now? Mandy, she's talking! Hurry, get in here!
Mandy: I'm coming!
Georgie: You missed it. She said "Dadda."
Jim: Wow. Smart little girl.
Georgie: Well, you know genius runs in my family.
CeeCee: Dadda.

Georgie: [over baby monitor] Real nice of you to apologize to Mandy. I know it meant a lot to her.
Audrey: [also over baby monitor] Good, I'm glad.
Georgie: Although, I am the one you said mean things about.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie, no.
Audrey: Excuse me?
Georgie: You implied the reason CeeCee ain't talking is 'cause her dad is some kind of dumbbell.
Jim: Mmm. Set of brass ones on this kid. [Mandy shushes Jim]

Audrey: [over baby monitor] Here you go.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] Thank you.
Jim: Should we turn it off?
Mandy: No, no, no, turn it up.

Audrey: I warmed up a bottle for CeeCee.
Mandy: Oh, thanks, Mom.
Jim: She's so happy you're back and you're getting along.
Mandy: It's been one day.
Jim: I know, right? It's crazy.

Jim: You know, Georgie's right, when you don't hear people laughing, it's hard to know what's funny. [Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage studio audience laughs]

Audrey: I would like you and CeeCee and Georgie to come back.
Mandy: Why?
Audrey: Because... you'll be safer, more comfortable.
Mandy: We're pretty comfortable.
Audrey: You gonna make me beg?
Mandy: I'm gonna make you apologize.
Audrey: I'd rather beg.
Mandy: Okay, then thanks for dropping by.
Audrey: Fine. [clears throat] I may have been less than welcoming, and, perhaps, a little unfair to you and Georgie. And I am very aware... [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling] [Audrey continues speaking indistinctly] I know that moving back... [rumbling continues] [Audrey continues] [rumbling stops] Okay?
Mandy: Sorry, didn't get that last part.
Audrey: I'm not saying it again.
Mandy: Apology accepted. Help me pack.

Mandy: Go ahead, say it.
Audrey: I'd rather not. Where's my granddaughter?
Mandy: I sold her. Got a pretty good price.
Audrey: Amanda.
Mandy: She's taking a nap.

Audrey: Ugh. [knocks on door]
Mandy: [opens door] Oh, hi.
Audrey: Hello.
Mandy: Can I help you?
Audrey: I want to talk.
Mandy: You sure? That usually doesn't go well for us.
Audrey: I'm sure.
Mandy: Okay. Take your shoes off.
Audrey: Oh, you're kidding.
Mandy: Come on in.

Mandy: Hey, maybe it's time I go back to work.
Georgie: Really? She's ain't even a year yet.
Mandy: Yeah, I know that was the plan, but... plans change.
Georgie: Mandy, I support you in anything you wanna do, but I promise, I'll get us out of here. [kisses Mandy]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] How?
Georgie: Simple, I'll make a lot of money. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Yeah, but how?
Georgie: Never giving up. [kisses Mandy again]
Mandy: [pushes Georgie away] Like right now?
Georgie: See, you get it.

Georgie: Thanks for cooking dinner for my mom and Meemaw.
Mandy: It was good to see 'em.
Georgie: Meemaw tried to slip me money on the way out.
Mandy: Sweet. How much?
Georgie: I didn't take it.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie.
Georgie: I got my pride.
Mandy: Great, we live in a matchbox, but we got pride.
Georgie: A matchbox with a brand-new toaster.

Georgie: [whispers] Here I come.
Mandy: Oh, careful.
Georgie: Look at me, I'm Spider-Man.

Jim: Would you just admit you miss having them here?
Audrey: I do miss my granddaughter.
Jim: Well, good luck with that. I don't see Mandy bringing her by for a lot of visits.
Audrey: She'll come back.
Jim: Not till you apologize.
Audrey: I have nothing to apologize for.
Jim: Nothing at all? Can't think of a single thing? [loud electronic music playing in seven-four time] Well, on the bright side, we still got our baby boy.
Audrey: I can dance to that.

Jim: Just so you know, I told Georgie he can keep his job at the store.
Audrey: Really?
Jim: Yeah, really.
Audrey: You don't discuss it with me?
Jim: Why, I didn't wanna have an argument.
Audrey: You didn't wanna lose an argument.
Jim: Same thing.
Audrey: The fact that he ruined our daughter's life doesn't bother you at all?
Jim: Hey, credit where credit is due, okay? He's a kid. If anything, she ruined his life.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Georgie: I'll have some.
Mary Cooper: You're not old enough to drink.
Georgie: I'm old enough to have a wife, a baby and a toilet that doubles as a shower.
Meemaw: He needs a drink.
Georgie: Thank you.

Meemaw: Mary? To toast the new house?
Mary Cooper: I can toast with ginger ale.
Meemaw: Jesus drank wine.
Mary Cooper: 'Cause they didn't have Schweppes.

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Georgie: Hey, welcome to the Cooper residence.
Mandy: [o.s.] Cooper-McAllister.
Georgie: Hmm. I'm surprised she put my name first. Come on in.

Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.