Georgie: All right. Thought of a way you could make it up to me.
Jim: Georgie, when I found out you knocked up my daughter, I was gonna shoot ya. I didn't. We're square.

[After Mandy walks out after an argument, Connor comes into the living room and sits down next to Georgie on the couch]
Connor: Want a hug?
Georgie: Sure. [Connor puts his arms around Georgie]

Georgie: Well, did he pay you back?
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Well, he's gonna. Where's he live?
Mandy: I don't know, it was a long time ago.
Georgie: What's his name?
Mandy: Look, just drop it, okay? This is my problem.
Georgie: Once again, it's our problem!
Mandy: Don't yell at me!
Georgie: I'm not yelling, I'm freakin' out!

Georgie: What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
Mandy: Oh, that, um... that was an emergency room visit.
Georgie: What happened to you?
Mandy: It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine.
Georgie: What happened to her?
Mandy: It was a him, and he had an accident.
Georgie: Okay, but why did you pay the bill?
Mandy: 'Cause he was my boyfriend, and he had no money.
Georgie: You had no money.
Mandy: Yeah, but I had the credit card.

Georgie: What about this one?
Mandy: Uh, that would be shoes.
Georgie: And this one?
Mandy: Shoes.
Georgie: What's the Plaza?
Mandy: Uh, that's a hotel in New York City... across the street from a really great shoe store.
Georgie: You went to New York to buy shoes?
Mandy: Well, I also saw a taping of Saturday Night Live, which was free.

Georgie: Whoa, what's this charge for?
Mandy: Um, a purse.
Georgie: Just one?
Mandy: A really nice one.
Georgie: I'm assuming it didn't have Velcro.

Mandy: Here.
Georgie: What's this?
Mandy: It's all my credit card bills, everything.
Georgie: Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover. Are there any you don't have?
Mandy: They came to me, I didn't go to them.

Mandy: Got a minute?
Georgie: Why? You gonna kiss me and tell me your mother's your sister?
Mandy: What?
Georgie: Never mind.

Georgie: Well, his daughter owes a ton of money and he didn't tell me about it.
Ruben: Ooh, juicy. How much?
Jim: Okay, that's enough. Let's get back to work.
Georgie: No, I'd like to hear what he's got to say.
Jim: Georgie!
Georgie: Fine. [walks off]
Ruben: That baby even his?
Jim: You're on thin ice, pal.
Ruben: Oh, come on, I told you about my mom.
Jim: Go.

Georgie: Hey, Ruben, let me ask you a question. If you knew a secret that affected a family member, you'd tell him, right?
Jim: What are you pulling him into this for?
Georgie: I'd like a fresh perspective. Well?
Ruben: Well, what kind of secret? A little white lie, or your sister's actually your mom?
Georgie: That's a thing?
Ruben: When you're 16, pregnant and Catholic, yeah.

Jim: Mornin'.
Georgie: Hey.
Jim: Sure is humid out there. Gonna make my hair all frizzy.
Georgie: You gonna pretend like you didn't hear us fightin' last night?
Jim: That was my plan, yes.
Georgie: Did you know about the credit cards?
Jim: Uh... yeah.
Georgie: Didn't think to give me a heads-up?
Jim: Oh, I thought about... Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.

Jim: Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd be the one to blow this up.
Audrey: Me, neither. But I'll take it.

Georgie: We been talking about moving out and gettin' our own place. How is that ever gonna happen?
Mandy: I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
Georgie: I cannot believe this.
Mandy: I'm so sorry.
Georgie: You should be.
Mandy: Well, let me make it up to you.
Georgie: [rolls over] No, cut it out! The Georgie store is closed.

Georgie: You should've told me before we got married.
Mandy: Yeah, well, I-I was taking care of it.
Georgie: How?
Mandy: You just, you send 'em 20 bucks a month per card and they kind of leave you alone.
Georgie: How many cards are there?
Mandy: A couple.
Georgie: So two?
Mandy: A few.
Georgie: So three?
Mandy: Some.

Mandy: Quiet, you're gonna wake the baby.
Georgie: How could you not tell me?
Mandy: Because it's my problem.
Georgie: We're married now. That makes it our problem. [gasps] You only had sex with me to butter me up!
Mandy: Well, think about how mad you'd be if I didn't.

Mandy: No, i-it's not that. Um, remember that trouble I told you about when I was younger with the credit cards?
Georgie: Yeah.
Mandy: And I-I told you I learned my lesson?
Georgie: Uh-huh.
Mandy: It's more of an ongoing lesson.
Georgie: What do you mean?
Mandy: Well, it means I still have a little bit of credit card debt.
Georgie: How much we talkin'?
Mandy: Well...
[cut to Audrey and Jim reading in bed together:]
Georgie: [o.s.] $12,000?!
Jim: I guess she told him.

Georgie: Dang.
Mandy: Right back at ya, cowboy.
Georgie: I'm gonna sleep good tonight.
Mandy: So you're happy?
Georgie: The happiest.
Mandy: Cool, there's something we need to talk about.
Georgie: I'm sorry I called your mom hot. Can we just drop it?

Georgie: My dad taught me real early: never a lender or a borrower be. That's in the Bible.
Mandy: Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.
Georgie: Well, that ain't where my dad heard it.
Mandy: Well, what else did your dad teach you?
Georgie: Hmm, let's think. Oh, you'll like this one. The secret to findin' out how your wife's gonna look when she's older is to check out her mother.
Mandy: Oh, ew.
Georgie: What? Your mom's a fox. That works in your favor.
Mandy: Oh, here it comes again. Oh, ew.

Georgie: And I know how these credit card companies work. Get people to run up a bill, spend the rest of their life paying off the interest like chumps.
Mandy: Well... I don't know if I'd call them "chumps."
Georgie: Good thing you learned your lesson.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. [wipes her brow]
Georgie: You okay? You're lookin' a little sweaty.
Mandy: Oh, it's, uh-- it's the salsa. It's kind of hot.

Mandy: Haven't done this in a while.
Georgie: Got to take the new credit card out for a spin.
Mandy: Well, let's not go crazy.
Georgie: Don't worry. After tonight, it's back to the dollar menu at Taco Bell.
Mandy: Hey, I happen to love the dollar menu.
Georgie: Girl, you better save that sexy talk for when we get home.