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Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Mandy: I'm not upset he's out with friends. I'm upset he's doing something dangerous.
Audrey: Well, why didn't you tell him not to?
Mandy: I did. He didn't listen.
Audrey: Well... he is at that rebellious age.
Mandy: I'm serious.
Audrey: [chuckles] Georgie has a lot of very good qualities, but he's so much younger than you. It was bound to a problem at some point.
Mandy: That's not true.
Audrey: Really? Think about what you were doing when you were 19.
Mandy: Well, I was in college, so I was... going to all my classes and studying a lot. Okay, but it's different because I didn't have a child.
Audrey: [laughing] And now you've got two of 'em.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Audrey: So, is your husband out with his little friends?
Mandy: Don't call them that.
Audrey: Sorry. Is your husband out with his big-boy friends?
Mandy: Can you stop enjoying this?
Audrey: No.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Jason: All right, who's ready for some beer?
Todd: Oh, yeah, count me in.
Richie: Please.
Georgie: Thought we were gonna ride some more?
Todd: We are.
Georgie: After drinking?
Richie: I thought you said he was cool.
Georgie: I'm cool. [they snicker] I drive a tow truck. I've seen stuff. Believe me, safe is cool. [they laugh] At least eat something to coat your stomach.
Todd: I'm sorry, our mommies didn't pack us any snacks.
Georgie: Well, that's all right, I got some string cheese in the truck.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Georgie: That was great. I haven't ridden in years.
Todd: Why'd you stop?
Georgie: Oh, you know, got busy. Wife, baby, job.
Richie: How old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen... and a half, basically 20.
Todd: You should see his wife. She's hot.
Georgie: Hey! I mean, thank you, but hey.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Connor: We're playing 20 Questions if you'd like to join.
Mandy: No. [exits]
Connor: Anyone else glad she said no?
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Mandy: [o.s.] You are not playing with my friend's son!
Georgie: [o.s.] I'm a grown man, I can play with whoever I want.
Jim: Trouble in paradise.
Mandy: [enters] We're back.
Audrey: We heard.
Mandy: CeeCee good?
Audrey: Sound asleep.
Jim: You two okay?
Mandy: I don't want to talk about it.
Jim: All righty.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Jim: How about this?
Audrey: I like it.
Jim: You sure?
Audrey: Do it.
Jim: Are you something in this house?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
Audrey: Good job.
Jim: Teamwork, babe.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Georgie: Hey. Listen, Todd invited me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
Mandy: You're not doing that.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: You have a child. It's dangerous.
Georgie: I'll wear a helmet.
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Todd's mom lets him do it.
Mandy: What did you say?
Georgie: What?
Mandy: "Todd's mom lets him do it," like I'm your mom?
Georgie: That ain't what I meant.
Mandy: Well, that's what it sounded like.
Georgie: Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should stop acting like my mom.
Mandy: [grunts] You-- I-- You are in trouble, mister. [Georgie rolls his eyes] Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Georgie: That was fun. Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mandy: [unimpressed] Mm-hmm. Crazy you and Todd went to school together.
Georgie: I know. My meemaw would call that "quite the coinkydink."
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Jim: Damn, this is stressful.
Connor: If it's too much, we can stop. No shame admitting defeat.
Jim: Make coffee.
Audrey: On it.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Jim: How can we be sure this isn't some stupid thing only he knows exists?
Audrey: Good point. [Connor shrugs] Do it.
Jim: Are you some stupid thing only you know exists?
Connor: No. Twelve.
Audrey: So you're sure we'd know...?
Jim: No, don't waste one. It's something we know.
Audrey: Okay, okay.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Audrey: Okay, so we know it's not musical. We know it's not a machine. But it is man-made.
Jim: Got to be smart about this.
Audrey: You're the one who wasted two questions.
Jim: Well, they shouldn't have counted.
Connor: But they did, didn't they?
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Todd: Sorry, I don't mean nothing by it. New school nurse is hot. And she's like 23.
Georgie: There you go. What we doing here?
Todd: Just tightening the brakes.
Georgie: Well, let me help you.
Todd: Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
Georgie: We've talked about this. Older's better.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Todd: So, what's it like being married?
Georgie: Well, I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
Todd: Cool. What's it like having a girlfriend?
Georgie: It's good. I mean, you got to buy 'em presents and watch dumb movies, but overall it's worth it.
Todd: So I bet you get to do it all the time.
Georgie: Well, I'm a gentleman. B-But I did say "worth it."
Todd: It's not weird that she's old?
Georgie: She ain't old, she's older. Also, do not let her hear you say that.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Georgie: How long you had it?
Todd: Six months. My dad bought it for me during the divorce so I'd be on his side.
Georgie: Did it work?
Todd: No, my mom bought me a Nintendo. Kind of balanced things out.
Georgie: You know, people don't talk much about the upsides of divorce.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Beth: You know, sometimes I look at Todd's friends and...
Mandy: Oh, Beth, no.
Beth: What? You married one.
Mandy: Yeah.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Beth: [laughing awkwardly] So, 19...
Mandy: Yeah, he's- he's very mature for his age.
Beth: I'm sure.
Mandy: And, you know, most days I-I don't even think about it.
Beth: And why would you?
Mandy: He's a good father and a hard worker.
Beth: I bet the sex is amazing.
Mandy: Oh, well, he does bring a certain youthful energy to the party.
Beth: Do tell.
Mandy: I think I've told enough.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Beth: Well, Todd, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to do. You don't want to hang out with us old folks... and Georgie.
Todd: I'm gonna go work on my dirt bike.
Georgie: You got a dirt bike?
Todd: Yamaha YZ250.
Georgie: Oh, sweet.
Todd: You want to see it?
Georgie: [excitedly to Mandy] Can I?
Mandy: Go ahead.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Todd: So, did you graduate?
Georgie: No, I dropped out my junior year.
Todd: Oh, that's so cool.
Beth: No, it's not.
Mandy: Not cool.
Georgie: If I didn't, we never would've met.
Mandy: 'Cause you would've been in homeroom?
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Beth: Hey, Todd. Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
Todd: Georgie Cooper?
Georgie: Yeah.
Todd: Didn't you go to Medford High?
Georgie: Yeah, a while ago.
Todd: Your dad was the football coach, you had the genius brother.
Beth: I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
Todd: He was a year ahead of me.
Beth: Wait, how old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen.
Mandy: Now you know why he lied. [laughs]
