Georgie: All right, got all the road trip supplies we need. Jerky, map, bottle for peeing.
Jim: You realize we can pull over?
Georgie: Yeah, but where's the challenge in that?

Mandy: Okay, why don't we just start with a color?
Audrey: What about yellow?
Mandy: Yellow's good, I love yellow.
Audrey: Terrific. Are sunflowers too feminine for you?
Mandy: Sunflowers are fine.
Audrey: See, we can do this. Now, where do we stand on unicorns?
Mandy: Kind of phallic, isn't it?
Audrey: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. [looks at the magazine] Yeah, we can keep looking.

Audrey: What do you think about this?
Mandy: Oh, I like the color. Not sure about all the princess stuff.
Audrey: What's wrong with princess stuff?
Mandy: Oh, nothing, it's just, you know, why can't it be dinosaurs or astronauts?
Audrey: Well, it can, if you want her to be a tomboy.
Mandy: Dinosaurs do not make tomboys. I'm just saying that she can be anything.
Audrey: Except a princess.

Mandy: Hey, what you doing?
Audrey: Oh, I picked up some magazines. I thought we could look through them for baby room ideas.
Mandy: Oh, fun. Texas Monthly?
Audrey: That's for your dad's bathroom reading.

Jim: This nursery deal with you and Mandy whose idea was that?
Audrey: Mine.
Jim: You nervous?
Audrey: A little. You?
Jim: Terrified.
Audrey: Want to switch? I go with Connor. You stay with Amanda.
Jim: Oh. [both laughing] Wait, is that really an option?

Audrey: So, I understand Connor will be joining you on your road trip.
Jim: Uh-huh.
Audrey: That's nice.
Jim: It's something.
Audrey: Thank you for including him.
Jim: Don't thank me. Thank Georgie.
Audrey: Oh. [chuckles] We both know I won't be doing that.

Georgie: So, listen, me and your dad are driving to Plano to pick up a part for the Mustang. I was thinking maybe you'd like to join us.
Connor: Did my mother put you up to this?
Georgie: No, I just thought a road trip would be a fun way for you and me to get to know each other.
Connor: If you don't mind, I prefer to remain a man of mystery.
Georgie: Come on, go with us. What do you say?
Connor: Thank you for the invitation.
Georgie: Hey, I ain't falling for that again. It's a yes or no.

Georgie: What you doing?
Connor: I'm using analog testing equipment from the '60s as a makeshift synthesizer.
Georgie: Cool, cool. Got a minute?
Connor: Come on in.
Georgie: Golly, you got a lot of stuff.
Connor: Thank you.
Georgie: Ever think of joining a band?
Connor: I am a band.
Georgie: That's deep.

[Georgie stands outside Connor's bedroom as electronic music can be heard playing]
Georgie: That sure ain't Mötley Crüe.

Georgie: Well, at least me and your dad are having fun.
Mandy: That's good. I'm glad.
Georgie: You think it bugs Connor that I'm spending all this time with your dad?
Mandy: Wish I could tell you.
Georgie: Growing up in my family, nobody really understood Sheldon. Sometimes I wish I tried harder.
Mandy: Well, he's still your brother. You can always call him.
Georgie: Eh.

Mandy: Be patient. My mom and I are gonna turn her office into a nursery.
Georgie: You're gonna do a project with your mother?
Mandy: I'm not saying there won't be blood.

Georgie: [sings] ♪ Soft kitty ♪ Warm kitty ♪ Little ball of fur ♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
Mandy: That is so sweet.
Georgie: I'm trying to get her to sleep so we can fool around.
Mandy: Less sweet.

Connor: [enters] Hello.
Georgie: Hey. We're installing a water pump. Want to join us?
Connor: Thank you for the invitation. [Connor goes up stairs]
Georgie: Great. How about that? We're putting together a pit crew.
Jim: That wasn't a yes.
Georgie: Sure it was.
Jim: I'm telling you.
Georgie: Hang on.
[Georgie goes upstairs and knocks on Connor's door. A moment later, he walks back down the stairs.]
Georgie: I stand corrected.

Jim: You need to tighten the clamp around the hose, make sure you get a good seal.
Georgie: How tight we talking?
Jim: Like a belt. You don't want your pants to fall down, but you want to leave room for dessert.

Audrey: Well, if we wanted to do something together, how about we turn my office into a room for the baby?
Mandy: Um, I don't know if I'm ready for her to sleep in her own room.
Audrey: Wouldn't it be nice for you and Georgie to have some privacy?
[fantasy: Georgie and Mandy are kissing in bed:]
Mandy: CeeCee asleep?
Georgie: She's fine. Don't worry about it.
Mandy: Okay.
[toddler CeeCee is standing up in her crib, pointing directly at her mom and dad in bed]
Mandy: [whispers] Slowly take your hand off me.
[reality:]
Mandy: Come to think of it, a little privacy might be nice.

Mandy: Well, that's really sad.
Audrey: Any different than you and me?
Mandy: Well, we do stuff together.
Audrey: Like what?
Mandy: I don't know, didn't we do a puzzle once?

Mandy: I think it's sweet they have something to do together.
Audrey: Your dad always hoped to rebuild the Mustang with Connor.
Mandy: Seriously? Dad and Connor?
Audrey: Go look in the attic. There's footballs, baseballs, fishing poles, bows and arrows. Your father tried everything. He did not give up on your brother.
Mandy: So what happened?
Audrey: He gave up.

Mandy: They're gonna be a while.
Audrey: Drinking?
Mandy: Yeah.
Audrey: Should've never let him have a fridge out there.

Mandy: Hey. I thought you guys were out here working.
Jim: We are.
Georgie: This is the planning stage.
Jim: Yeah, very important.
Mandy: Okay. Well, you need to wash up, come in for dinner.
Georgie: Be right in.
Jim: I got about a half a bottle of planning left. [bottles clink]

Georgie: This is gonna be great. I ain't never rode in a convertible before.
Jim: You know how dogs like to stick their head out the car window? It's like that but for people.
Georgie: Interior's in good shape. Seats leather?
Jim: No, I think it's Naugahyde.
Georgie: What animal's that from?
Jim: I don't know, a... a "nauga"?