Jim: You know, Georgie's right, when you don't hear people laughing, it's hard to know what's funny. [Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage studio audience laughs]

Jim: Run this work order back to Ruben.
Georgie: You sure that's a good idea?
Jim: Just give him time, he'll warm up to you.
Georgie: That's what you said about Mrs. McAllister.
Jim: Yeah, I was wrong on that one. Go on.

Jim: [sighs]
Audrey: You got something to say?
Jim: I do.
Audrey: Well?
Jim: I'm not saying it.

Jim: Just so you know, I told Georgie he can keep his job at the store.
Audrey: Really?
Jim: Yeah, really.
Audrey: You don't discuss it with me?
Jim: Why, I didn't wanna have an argument.
Audrey: You didn't wanna lose an argument.
Jim: Same thing.
Audrey: The fact that he ruined our daughter's life doesn't bother you at all?
Jim: Hey, credit where credit is due, okay? He's a kid. If anything, she ruined his life.

Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Jim: I don't know what to do with that boy.
Audrey: There's nothing "to do" with him. He's just a creative soul.
Georgie: If it helps, I've got some experience with quirky family members.
Mandy: Oh, that is true.
Georgie: Sheldon turned out pretty good, considering majority of the folks can't stand him.
Audrey: Well, what did your parents do?
Georgie: Well, my mom always babied him, and my dad was always mad about it.
Mandy: Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.
Georgie: Right. Keep up the good work.

Audrey: How's your music going?
Connor: Excellent. I'm working on a piece in seven-four time. ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two ♪ ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two. ♪ It's impossible to dance to.