Ruben Quote #9
Quote from Ruben in the episode A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground
Georgie: Ruben, just a heads-up. Mr. McAllister's going out of town, and he's leaving me in charge.
Ruben: That makes sense. You have been here several months.
Georgie: Just so you know, I don't even think of it as me being in charge. I think of us more as partners, like Tango and Cash.
Ruben: I don't know what that is.
Georgie: You ain't never seen Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone?
Ruben: Go make coffee.
Georgie: Yes, sir.
Ruben Quotes
Quote from the episode Some New York Nonsense
Ruben: Hold this.
Georgie: What is it?
Ruben: Transmission fluid recirculator.
Georgie: Hmm. Got it.
Ruben: Do not let go.
Georgie: Why? What'll happen?
Ruben: Bad things. Very bad things. [walks off]
Georgie: Where you going?
Ruben: Be right back.
Georgie: Okeydoke.
Quote from the episode Todd's Mom
Ruben: You know, after work on Fridays, me and my buddies play a little half-court basketball.
Georgie: Cool.
Ruben: Yeah, and after we grab pizza and beer.
Georgie: Sounds fun.
Ruben: [chuckling] It is. It really is. [walks off]
Jim: I've gone with them. It's a good time.
Quote from the episode The 6:10 to Lubbock
Jim: How's it going out here?
Georgie: It's fine, all good.
Jim: Ruben?
Ruben: I hate this kid.
Jim: Okay, then, carry on.
‘A Tire Convention and the Moral High Ground’ Quotes
Quote from Audrey
Audrey: Before you leave, would you take a look at the toilet in our bathroom?
Jim: Oh, you just have to jiggle the handle.
Audrey: I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
Quote from Georgie
Georgie: It's kind of exciting, your dad talking about me taking over the store someday.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You're gonna be the tire king of Medford.
Georgie: Forget Medford. I'm gonna be the tire king of Texas.
Mandy: And does the tire king of Texas still live with my parents?
Georgie: Hell no. He's got a giant house.
Mandy: Ooh. I like that.
Georgie: Oh, and a big old pool in the shape of a tire.
Mandy: So a circle.
Georgie: Well... yeah.
Quote from Connor
Georgie: You'll be okay with CeeCee while I'm gone?
Mandy: Of course.
Audrey: Plus, Grandma's here.
Connor: And I can always lend a hand.
Jim: Have you ever even held a baby?
Connor: I've held an accordion. How different can it be?
Jim: You don't squeeze a baby.
Connor: Got it.
