Audrey Quote #85
Quote from Audrey in the episode McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies
Audrey: You worried about me and you spending so much time together?
Jim: What? No. Dream team.
Audrey: What about me and Georgie?
Jim: Very worried.
Audrey: Me, too.
Jim: Well... [sighs] ...you could try being nice to him.
Audrey: I know, but sometimes his sunny optimism just makes me want to tear him apart with my words.
Jim: [chuckles] That's a joke, right?
Audrey: Of course.
Jim: I want to believe you.
Audrey Quotes
Quote from the episode An Old Mustang
Audrey: Have you seen that new Friends show?
Mandy: No.
Audrey: All they do is drink coffee. Who can drink that much coffee?
Mandy: I don't know.
Audrey: And their mugs are like soup bowls. Is that a New York thing?
Mandy: Mom, I don't know.
Audrey: I miss Cosby. He was a nice family man.
Quote from the episode Typhoid Georgie
Audrey: You're taking care of him?
Connor: Trying to. He is not an easy patient.
Audrey: Did you threaten him with the thermometer?
Connor: I had to.
Audrey: Always worked with you.
Quote from the episode The 6:10 to Lubbock
Mandy: Busy?
Audrey: Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.
‘McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies’ Quotes
Quote from Georgie
Ruben: Why are you reading Cosmo?
Georgie: Trying to learn how women think. Did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Ruben: Are there pictures?
Georgie: Sometimes.
Ruben: Hmm.
Georgie: Listen to this, "The Health Benefits of Sex." "Travels in His... Erogenous Zone"? I don't know what that is.
Quote from Georgie
Mandy: I don't know, Georgie, it kind of seems like the frog and the boiling water.
Georgie: What's that?
Mandy: Well, it's a metaphor. The frog is in a pot of water, and the heat gets turned up little by little so it doesn't notice it's boiling.
Georgie: Who's boiling a frog?
Mandy: It doesn't matter.
Georgie: Are they making frog soup?
Mandy: It's not a real thing.
Georgie: Oh, good, 'cause I would not eat frog soup.
Mandy: I-I'm just saying, my mom's gradually starting to like you, so maybe don't turn up the heat too fast.
Quote from Georgie
Georgie: I figure, with just a few changes, we could be the only woman-friendly tire store in town.
Mandy: This ought to be good. What changes?
Georgie: For starters, we got some lady magazines for the waiting area.
Jim: And flavored creamers for the coffee.
Georgie: Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free.