Jim: [phone rings] Oh, this can't be good. [answers phone] Hello?
Audrey: Hello, Jim.
Jim: Audrey?
Audrey: Are you convention-ing? [laughing]
Jim: Uh, we were sleeping.
Georgie: Something wrong?
Jim: Shh. [on the phone] You okay?
Audrey: I'm great. Really great.
Jim: Great.
Audrey: And you're great.
Jim: Okay.
Georgie: What's going on?
Jim: [covers handset] I think she's drunk.
Audrey: Is that Georgie? Hi, Georgie!
Jim: She's drunk.
Audrey: Me and Mandy went out drinking!
Jim: [on the phone] Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
Audrey: I don't know where my shoes are.
Jim: Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up.
Audrey: Okay. [chuckles] Tell Georgie I said hi.
Jim: Will do.
Audrey: Good night, sexy man.
Jim: Good night... [sees Georgie] ...you.

Audrey: Have you seen that new Friends show?
Mandy: No.
Audrey: All they do is drink coffee. Who can drink that much coffee?
Mandy: I don't know.
Audrey: And their mugs are like soup bowls. Is that a New York thing?
Mandy: Mom, I don't know.
Audrey: I miss Cosby. He was a nice family man.

Mandy: I think it's sweet they have something to do together.
Audrey: Your dad always hoped to rebuild the Mustang with Connor.
Mandy: Seriously? Dad and Connor?
Audrey: Go look in the attic. There's footballs, baseballs, fishing poles, bows and arrows. Your father tried everything. He did not give up on your brother.
Mandy: So what happened?
Audrey: He gave up.

Mandy: Busy?
Audrey: Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.

Audrey: Before you leave, would you take a look at the toilet in our bathroom?
Jim: Oh, you just have to jiggle the handle.
Audrey: I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.

Georgie: It's kind of exciting, your dad talking about me taking over the store someday.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You're gonna be the tire king of Medford.
Georgie: Forget Medford. I'm gonna be the tire king of Texas.
Mandy: And does the tire king of Texas still live with my parents?
Georgie: Hell no. He's got a giant house.
Mandy: Ooh. I like that.
Georgie: Oh, and a big old pool in the shape of a tire.
Mandy: So a circle.
Georgie: Well... yeah.

Georgie: You'll be okay with CeeCee while I'm gone?
Mandy: Of course.
Audrey: Plus, Grandma's here.
Connor: And I can always lend a hand.
Jim: Have you ever even held a baby?
Connor: I've held an accordion. How different can it be?
Jim: You don't squeeze a baby.
Connor: Got it.