Beth: So how did you two meet?
Georgie: She came into the Laundromat I was working at, and I asked her out.
Beth: Laundromat. Sexy.
Georgie: It was really a front for a backroom gambling operation.
Mandy: That sexy enough for you?

Georgie: She was worried I was a little too young, so I lied about my age.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You sure did.
Georgie: Hey, you lied about your age, too.
Mandy: Anyhoo, too much tequila, not enough condoms, here we are.
Beth: Nice.
Georgie: I eventually told her the truth.
Mandy: Yep. And we fell in love.
Beth: That's sweet, you started with lies and ended with love. I went the other way.

Beth: [laughing awkwardly] So, 19...
Mandy: Yeah, he's- he's very mature for his age.
Beth: I'm sure.
Mandy: And, you know, most days I-I don't even think about it.
Beth: And why would you?
Mandy: He's a good father and a hard worker.
Beth: I bet the sex is amazing.
Mandy: Oh, well, he does bring a certain youthful energy to the party.
Beth: Do tell.
Mandy: I think I've told enough.

Beth: You know, sometimes I look at Todd's friends and...
Mandy: Oh, Beth, no.
Beth: What? You married one.
Mandy: Yeah.

Todd: Sorry, I don't mean nothing by it. New school nurse is hot. And she's like 23.
Georgie: There you go. What we doing here?
Todd: Just tightening the brakes.
Georgie: Well, let me help you.
Todd: Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
Georgie: We've talked about this. Older's better.

Jim: How can we be sure this isn't some stupid thing only he knows exists?
Audrey: Good point. [Connor shrugs] Do it.
Jim: Are you some stupid thing only you know exists?
Connor: No. Twelve.
Audrey: So you're sure we'd know...?
Jim: No, don't waste one. It's something we know.
Audrey: Okay, okay.

Jim: Damn, this is stressful.
Connor: If it's too much, we can stop. No shame admitting defeat.
Jim: Make coffee.
Audrey: On it.

Georgie: That was fun. Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mandy: [unimpressed] Mm-hmm. Crazy you and Todd went to school together.
Georgie: I know. My meemaw would call that "quite the coinkydink."

Jim: How about this?
Audrey: I like it.
Jim: You sure?
Audrey: Do it.
Jim: Are you something in this house?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
Audrey: Good job.
Jim: Teamwork, babe.

Connor: We're playing 20 Questions if you'd like to join.
Mandy: No. [exits]
Connor: Anyone else glad she said no?

Audrey: So, is your husband out with his little friends?
Mandy: Don't call them that.
Audrey: Sorry. Is your husband out with his big-boy friends?
Mandy: Can you stop enjoying this?
Audrey: No.

Mandy: I'm not upset he's out with friends. I'm upset he's doing something dangerous.
Audrey: Well, why didn't you tell him not to?
Mandy: I did. He didn't listen.
Audrey: Well... he is at that rebellious age.
Mandy: I'm serious.
Audrey: [chuckles] Georgie has a lot of very good qualities, but he's so much younger than you. It was bound to a problem at some point.
Mandy: That's not true.
Audrey: Really? Think about what you were doing when you were 19.
Mandy: Well, I was in college, so I was... going to all my classes and studying a lot. Okay, but it's different because I didn't have a child.
Audrey: [laughing] And now you've got two of 'em.

Mandy: Thanks for coming.
Georgie: What happened to your buddy?
Mandy: Oh, she's, um... getting a cavity filled.

Mandy: Are we done?
Audrey: No, we're going again.
Georgie: If you insist. [shuffles cards]
Audrey: You better not be hustling us.
Georgie: I can't believe you would accuse me of that.

Beth: Hey, I'm gonna grab a drink when we get off. You want to come?
Mandy: Wow, I can't remember the last time I went out for a drink.
Beth: Is that a yes?
Mandy: I-I don't know, my husband's at home with the baby.
Beth: Well, if it's too much trouble...
Mandy: Oh, no, it's no trouble, I'm coming.

Mandy: Hi, can I get anything else for you or your wife?
Older Man: No, she's my sister.
Mandy: [whispers to Beth] Oh, my God.

Mandy: Huh. Look at me. It's after 9:00, I'm not only out, I'm awake.
Beth: And your husband didn't mind staying home with the baby?
Mandy: Oh, no, he loves it.
Beth: That's nice. My ex loved babies, too.
Mandy: Why'd you break up?
Beth: He made a baby with another woman.
Mandy: Oh. Sorry.
Beth: No, it's okay. Yeah, he's that bitch's problem now.
Mandy: Man, I hate bitches.

Beth: No, it's fine, I got my son, my freedom, now it's my turn to have fun.
Mandy: And, now, when you say "fun," you mean...
Beth: Sex with men I barely know.
Mandy: Okay, well, I won't be doing that, but I will be cheering for you.
Beth: Thank you!
Mandy: You go, hoebag.

Georgie: Did you have fun?
Mandy: It was okay.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: I had a nice time.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: Okay, I had a great time. [sighs]
Georgie: Good, I'm glad.

Mandy: Hey, uh, my friend Beth invited me over to her place tonight.
Georgie: Oh, I think your parents were hoping we'd play cards.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm well aware.