Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Audrey: How's your music going?
Connor: Excellent. I'm working on a piece in seven-four time. ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two ♪ ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two. ♪ It's impossible to dance to.

Jim: I don't know what to do with that boy.
Audrey: There's nothing "to do" with him. He's just a creative soul.
Georgie: If it helps, I've got some experience with quirky family members.
Mandy: Oh, that is true.
Georgie: Sheldon turned out pretty good, considering majority of the folks can't stand him.
Audrey: Well, what did your parents do?
Georgie: Well, my mom always babied him, and my dad was always mad about it.
Mandy: Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.
Georgie: Right. Keep up the good work.

Georgie: I told you, you don't have to call me "sir." Plain ol' Georgie's fine.
Ruben: Look at me, taking orders from "plain ol' Georgie."
Georgie: Hey, I'm not giving orders. I'm just a lowly Smurf working for his lordship.
Ruben: Lowly serf.
Georgie: No, I'm pretty sure it's Smurf.
Ruben: Except one of us is sleeping with the boss's daughter.
Georgie: Whoa. Hold on, partner. I slept with her, got her pregnant, and then married her. The order's a little wonky, but I checked all the boxes.

Mandy: Busy?
Audrey: Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.

Jim: But that's my problem. So, how's the new place?
Georgie: It ain't much, but it's ours and it's temporary.
Jim: Well, look at you, always putting a positive spin on things.
Georgie: May be a side effect of being "dumb."
Jim: Yeah, she didn't mean that.
Georgie: It don't hurt my feelings. With a brother like Sheldon, I've been the dumb one my whole life.
Jim: That's gotta be hard.
Georgie: I like it when people underestimate me. Gives me an edge.
Jim: You are really something.
Georgie: Yes, sir, I am.

Jim: Any chance I can talk you into moving back into the house?
Georgie: I ain't the one that needs convincing.
Jim: Yeah, well, we got time on the clock. We'll figure something out.
[As Jim pats Georgie on the back, Georgie goes in for a hug]
Jim: Whoa. What's this about?
Georgie: Sorry. Sometimes you remind me of my dad.
Jim: Well, that's... that's quite the compliment.
Georgie: I didn't really hug him when I had the chance.
Jim: Then come here. [they hug again]
Ruben: [enters] Aw, damn it.

Meemaw: Mary? To toast the new house?
Mary Cooper: I can toast with ginger ale.
Meemaw: Jesus drank wine.
Mary Cooper: 'Cause they didn't have Schweppes.

Jim: You know, Georgie's right, when you don't hear people laughing, it's hard to know what's funny. [Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage studio audience laughs]

Mandy: Okay. Got the baby down. [CeeCee snoring]
Georgie: Listen to her snore. What a beautiful sound.
Audrey: Don't you think it's time she slept in her own room?
Mandy: No. She's fine where she is.
Audrey: I just want her to grow up to be independent.
Jim: Well, now, hang on, when Mandy was a baby, she stayed in our room a good while.
Audrey: Yes, she did. And she's still here, Jim.

Mandy: Hey, if you don't want us, we're happy to leave.
Georgie: Hold on. For the first time in my life, I got my own bathroom. I ain't goin' nowhere.

Mandy: Sooner we get out of here, the better.
Georgie: Well, we're saving money, we got built-in babysitters.
Mandy: I don't care. Every day I'm in this house with her, a little piece of me dies.
Georgie: We just got to make sure it ain't my favorite pieces.
Mandy: Oh, really? And which pieces are those?
Georgie: Oh, don't make me say it. But there's two of 'em.

Mandy: You want to fool around?
Georgie: Really? I thought you were all pissed off.
Mandy: I am.
Georgie: And that turns you on?
Mandy: Maybe.
Georgie: Hmm. This is valuable information. Think we can do it without waking the baby?
Mandy: I can. You're the noisy one. [giggles] [knock at door]
Georgie: Oh, dang it. [opens door]
Jim: Y'all left this on the coffee table.
Georgie: Oh.

Georgie: Okay, hope y'all are hungry.
Jim: Oh. Nice of the kid to make breakfast.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. [to Audrey] This is where you say, "Thank you, Georgie."
Georgie: Aw, that ain't necessary.
Audrey: See? "That ain't necessary."

Georgie: Hey, Connor, how's it going?
Connor: Going well. How are you? [shakes Georgie's hand]
Georgie: We're family. You don't have to shake my hand.
Connor: Understood. [hugs Georgie]
Mandy: Yeah, that's not what he meant.
Georgie: It's okay. I'll take it.

Jim: Run this work order back to Ruben.
Georgie: You sure that's a good idea?
Jim: Just give him time, he'll warm up to you.
Georgie: That's what you said about Mrs. McAllister.
Jim: Yeah, I was wrong on that one. Go on.

Georgie: Come on, Ruben. I'm a good guy, give me a chance.
Ruben: [chuckles] I've been here nine years. How long you been here?
Georgie: Couple months?
Ruben: I'm going to night school to get my bachelor's. What's your education?
Georgie: 11th grade.
Ruben: And who has the clipboard, and who has this thing? [whirring]
Georgie: Okay, when you put it that way, it seems a little unfair.
Ruben: How old are you?
Georgie: If I answer that, it's only gonna seem more unfair.

Jim: How's it going out here?
Georgie: It's fine, all good.
Jim: Ruben?
Ruben: I hate this kid.
Jim: Okay, then, carry on.

Mandy: I just wanted to apologize for some of the things I said.
Audrey: Like how living here is killing you?
Mandy: That is one of the things.

Audrey: I'm doing the best I can, Amanda.
Mandy: I know, and I-I really appreciate you and Dad taking us in.
Audrey: Thank you. And I am so glad that you and CeeCee are here.
Mandy: And...?
Audrey: Georgie.