Audrey: And while we're there, we can ask the doctor if we should be concerned that she's not talking yet.
Mandy: She's not even a year, Mom, she's fine.
Audrey: [sighs] Of course. It's just, you were an early talker and so was your brother. I don't know about Georgie.
Mandy: What are you saying? My daughter's got some kind of stupid gene from her father?
Audrey: I didn't say that. But it is interesting that you jumped to it.

Mandy: Georgie is very smart in more of a... workaday manner.
Audrey: He turns his underwear inside out so he can wear 'em an extra day.
Mandy: He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.
Audrey: Hmm. Workaday and frugal, quite a catch.
Mandy: You are a horrible, horrible person! [storms out]
Audrey: What time we leaving for the doctor?

Georgie: All right, listen up, whatever you said to my wife, it's got to stop and it's got to stop right now.
Audrey: I don't know what you're talking about.
Georgie: I don't know what I'm talking about either. But she's back there crying and she's wanting to leave.

Jim: [sighs]
Audrey: You got something to say?
Jim: I do.
Audrey: Well?
Jim: I'm not saying it.

Bev: Got a full kitchen, fridge and there's a laundromat about half mile down the road.
Georgie: Handy.
Bev: Bedroom, bathroom, the end. You want it?
Mandy: Can you give us a minute?
Bev: Okay, but we got a lot of people circling on this unit.
Mandy: Do you?
Bev: I'll wait out on the veranda.

Georgie: Morning.
Jim: Wasn't sure I'd see you today.
Georgie: Wasn't sure if I was fired.
Jim: Course not.
Georgie: Is Mrs. McAllister okay with that?
Jim: Course not.

Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Georgie: I'll have some.
Mary Cooper: You're not old enough to drink.
Georgie: I'm old enough to have a wife, a baby and a toilet that doubles as a shower.
Meemaw: He needs a drink.
Georgie: Thank you.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Jim: Just so you know, I told Georgie he can keep his job at the store.
Audrey: Really?
Jim: Yeah, really.
Audrey: You don't discuss it with me?
Jim: Why, I didn't wanna have an argument.
Audrey: You didn't wanna lose an argument.
Jim: Same thing.
Audrey: The fact that he ruined our daughter's life doesn't bother you at all?
Jim: Hey, credit where credit is due, okay? He's a kid. If anything, she ruined his life.

Jim: Would you just admit you miss having them here?
Audrey: I do miss my granddaughter.
Jim: Well, good luck with that. I don't see Mandy bringing her by for a lot of visits.
Audrey: She'll come back.
Jim: Not till you apologize.
Audrey: I have nothing to apologize for.
Jim: Nothing at all? Can't think of a single thing? [loud electronic music playing in seven-four time] Well, on the bright side, we still got our baby boy.
Audrey: I can dance to that.

Georgie: Thanks for cooking dinner for my mom and Meemaw.
Mandy: It was good to see 'em.
Georgie: Meemaw tried to slip me money on the way out.
Mandy: Sweet. How much?
Georgie: I didn't take it.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie.
Georgie: I got my pride.
Mandy: Great, we live in a matchbox, but we got pride.
Georgie: A matchbox with a brand-new toaster.

Audrey: I would like you and CeeCee and Georgie to come back.
Mandy: Why?
Audrey: Because... you'll be safer, more comfortable.
Mandy: We're pretty comfortable.
Audrey: You gonna make me beg?
Mandy: I'm gonna make you apologize.
Audrey: I'd rather beg.
Mandy: Okay, then thanks for dropping by.
Audrey: Fine. [clears throat] I may have been less than welcoming, and, perhaps, a little unfair to you and Georgie. And I am very aware... [train horn blares; everything shakes; rumbling] [Audrey continues speaking indistinctly] I know that moving back... [rumbling continues] [Audrey continues] [rumbling stops] Okay?
Mandy: Sorry, didn't get that last part.
Audrey: I'm not saying it again.
Mandy: Apology accepted. Help me pack.

Georgie: [over baby monitor] Real nice of you to apologize to Mandy. I know it meant a lot to her.
Audrey: [also over baby monitor] Good, I'm glad.
Georgie: Although, I am the one you said mean things about.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie, no.
Audrey: Excuse me?
Georgie: You implied the reason CeeCee ain't talking is 'cause her dad is some kind of dumbbell.
Jim: Mmm. Set of brass ones on this kid. [Mandy shushes Jim]

CeeCee: [over baby monitor] Dadda.
Georgie: [also over baby monitor] You hear that? Who's dumb now? Mandy, she's talking! Hurry, get in here!
Mandy: I'm coming!
Georgie: You missed it. She said "Dadda."
Jim: Wow. Smart little girl.
Georgie: Well, you know genius runs in my family.
CeeCee: Dadda.

Mandy: "I want her to grow up to be independent." Boy, she pisses me off. [looks to Georgie for reassurance]
Georgie: [off Mandy's look] Me, too.

Audrey: Sleep okay?
Mandy: I did.
Audrey: So, all the little pieces that died because of me are doing all right?
Mandy: You know, you could've turned off the monitor.
Audrey: But I didn't.

Jim: Whoa, whoa, let's all calm down. Audrey, what happened?
Audrey: No idea. Amanda came to me and apologized for being rude. I accepted. Then, before I knew it, she was being rude again. I'm guessing hormones.
Jim: I'm walking away.

Georgie: If I may, you do have a habit of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.
Audrey: Name one.
Jim: Oh, let's not go naming things.
Mandy: How about saying that CeeCee might be dumb like her dad?
Georgie: She said that?
Mandy: She said that.
Audrey: I never said that!
Georgie: Hey, you can call me whatever you want but you do not insult my daughter or accuse my wife of having hormones. Start packing, we're out of here.