Audrey: I never expected my whole life to be in Medford.
Mandy: Well, where did you think it would be?
Audrey: I thought I'd live in Washington and be chief of staff for Lyndon Johnson.
Mandy: Really? You were a Democrat?
Audrey: I was young once, too, Amanda.

Audrey: But I got married, and your father opened his tire store and life just happened.
Mandy: Yeah, well, life kind of happened to me, too.
Audrey: Or did Georgie happen to you?
Mandy: Stop blaming Georgie. It's my fault, too.
Audrey: Fine, I blame both of you.
Mandy: [quietly] Thank you.
Audrey: All I want is for you to have the things in life I never got.
Mandy: I know. I'm sure having me and Connor didn't help with your dreams.
Audrey: You were my firstborn. It was mostly you.

Jim: This road trip's feeling like a bust.
Georgie: I've been on worse.
Jim: Than this?
Georgie: Oh, yeah. Once, my dad took me and Sheldon to Florida to see the space shuttle launch.
Jim: Oh, I always wanted to see that.
Georgie: Me, too. It got rained out. Spent the whole time in a motel room listening to Sheldon complain.
Jim: You know, I can't imagine what it must've been like for you to grow up with a brother like that.
Georgie: No, what I'm most proud of is how many times I kept his sister from killing him.

Jim: What the hell?
Connor: You folks done here?
Jim: What are you doing?
Connor: You're scared I don't have a job. I saw a help wanted sign, I got a job.
Georgie: Congratulations.
Jim: No congratulations. Take that stuff off and let's go home.
Connor: Shouldn't I give them two weeks' notice?
Jim: Just... get in the truck.

Connor: Everything I do makes him mad.
Georgie: He's just worried about you.
Connor: I worry about me, too.
Georgie: Yeah, well, I got a feeling everything's gonna work out for you.
Connor: How would you know?
Georgie: It's just a feeling.
Connor: Thank you.
Georgie: [pats Connor on the shoulder] Let's go home.
Connor: Should I punch out?
Georgie: I think you'll be okay. Maybe lose the apron.

Connor: Hello, we're back.
Audrey: Hi, how was your trip?
Connor: Not good. Dad and I fought a lot.
Audrey: Well, your sister and I didn't have the best day, either.
Connor: [chuckles] Those two, huh? Sure glad Georgie was there.
Audrey: That was a good thing?
Connor: Yes, he's a great person.

Audrey: All of their tires, huh? I'm impressed.
Georgie: But...
Audrey: No buts. Way to go.
Mandy: Still feels like there's a "but" coming.
Georgie: You feel it, I feel it, too.
Audrey: You two are impossible.
Mandy: See, that feels better.

Georgie: I was thinkin', how about we take some of my commission and go have a fancy dinner somewhere?
Mandy: No, that's okay, we don't have to.
Georgie: You sure? Celebrate that we're finally makin' some money.
Mandy: You're making some money.
Georgie: You're mad about that?
Mandy: Of course not.
Georgie: 'Cause that'd be a weird thing to be mad about.
Mandy: Yeah, well, I'm not.
Georgie: Good.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
Georgie: Probably a nicer way to say it.
Mandy: Okay, fine, it pisses me off.
Georgie: There we go.

Mandy: Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area. I just wrapped things up with your neighbor and she...
Colleen: Which neighbor?
Mandy: Well, right next door.
Colleen: Joan gave you money? She owes me money.
Mandy: Well, I don't really know about...
Colleen: Joan! Joan! [knocks on door] Why are you buying crap from this bimbo when you owe me for the lotto tickets?! [continues knocking] I know you're in there! Joan!

[montage of people opening their apartment door to Mandy:]
Mandy: Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in the... [door slams shut]
Mandy: Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh... [door slams shut]
Mandy: Uh... Hi. I'm Mandy... [door slams shut]
Mandy: [whimpers] [inhales] [door slams shut] I didn't even say anything!

Audrey: If you're not gonna quit, what's the plan?
Mandy: Well, door-to-door's a waste of time. I need to set up someplace people come to me. Maybe in front of a grocery store or something.
Georgie: Lot of foot traffic, people feelin' guilty about junk food. That's smart.
Mandy: Yeah, that's why I said it.
Georgie: Go team.

Audrey: You want to tell him?
Jim: I kind of do.
Audrey: Go for it.
Jim: [gets out of bed] Hey, uh, just so we're clear, I'm gonna tell him we agreed on this. I don't want him coming to you and playing us against each other.
Audrey: Smart.
Jim: All right. [turns back to Audrey] Ooh. What if he gives me a hard time?
Audrey: Then he will have dirty clothes.
Jim: Consequences. That's good.

Georgie: Hey, maybe instead of just launching right into your sales pitch, you try to find something personal you can connect about.
Mandy: I got this, Georgie.
Georgie: Watch this. [to a man who's wearing a Texas Longhorns sweater] Hook 'em, Horns.
Marty: Hell yeah.
Georgie: That game against A&M, they got robbed.
Marty: What's all this?
Georgie: A scientifically designed diet system. Here, try one. Not only tastes great it's developed by doctors to help you drop weight jiffy quick.
Marty: I could probably lose a few. How much?
Georgie: Oh, normally $15. But we're having a special: two for $20.
Marty: Well, then give me two. [an unhappy Mandy grabs the cash from his hand]
Georgie: Get ready to wear smaller clothes, my friend. See you at the beach! [to Mandy] Look at that, your first sale!

Jackie: Don't you love being a mom?
Mandy: I do. She's everything to me. But there are some days where I feel like all I am is "CeeCee's mom." [chuckles]
Jackie: And that is not enough.
Mandy: I have more to offer the world than... changing diapers and blending bananas.
Kim: I get that.
Mandy: You want to know something? I just took a sales job, not because I needed it but because I wanted something I could call my own. And my husband - bless his dumb, redneck heart - swooped in and took it away from me.
Jackie: They think they can fix everything.
Kim: Why don't they get us?
Receptionist: Because they're self-centered sons of bitches.
Mandy: You got that right.

Jackie: So what are you selling?
Mandy: Oh, uh, it doesn't matter.
Jackie: Yes, it does. It matters very much.
Mandy: Oh, uh, well... diet shakes, vitamins, nutrition bars.
Jackie: Oh. I could probably lose a little bit of the baby weight.
Mandy: Oh, well, don't say that. You're beautiful. $15 a box, two for $20.
Jackie: I'll take two.
Kim: Yeah, same here.
Receptionist: I'll take eight.
Mandy: Okay. Hang on. Let me write this down.

Mandy: Yeah, well, what'd you learn?
Georgie: Well, in a nutshell, all you gals want is to be heard and have your feelings validated.
Mandy: Huh. All us gals.
Georgie: Sorry. All you girls. [off Mandy's look] Ladies? Well, I know it ain't "chicks."
Mandy: [scoffs] Well, what about all you fellas?
Georgie: Well, that's interesting. Turns out men are problem solvers. We like to fix stuff. But here's where it gets tricky y'all don't want us to fix stuff. You just want to complain. [Mandy exhales, gets up off the couch, picks up CeeCee and walks away] Whatever you're feeling, I acknowledge it!

Mandy: Hi.
Joan: I told you, I don't want what you're selling.
Mandy: I know. And- and I'm not selling. I just came by to apologize.
Joan: For what?
Mandy: Well, this is hard for me, but I was trying to prove to my husband that I- I'm- I'm more than just a mom. But maybe I'm kidding myself. I mean, maybe that's all I am.
Joan: I had a husband like that.
Mandy: So you understand. I mean, no matter how hard you work, you're always the junior partner in the relationship.
Joan: Second-class citizen.
Mandy: Exactly. Anyway, I'll- I'll leave you alone. I just I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for bothering you.
Joan: Hang on! Tell me about what you're selling.
Mandy: Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!

Jim: Shut the door.
Georgie: Am I in trouble?
Jim: No.
Georgie: Am I getting a raise?
Jim: No.
Georgie: Is it about my coffee rule?
Jim: Just sit.

Jim: I have to say, I'm glad you're uncomfortable lying to my daughter.
Georgie: I'm glad you're glad.
Jim: Speaks well of you.
Georgie: I'm a heck of a guy.

Georgie: I got to call Mandy.
Jim: Why?
Georgie: Well, I told her I would when we got checked in.
Jim: Fine, but just keep it short and sweet.
Georgie: I don't know about short, but lucky for you, sweet comes natural.