Georgie: Hey, maybe instead of just launching right into your sales pitch, you try to find something personal you can connect about.
Mandy: I got this, Georgie.
Georgie: Watch this. [to a man who's wearing a Texas Longhorns sweater] Hook 'em, Horns.
Marty: Hell yeah.
Georgie: That game against A&M, they got robbed.
Marty: What's all this?
Georgie: A scientifically designed diet system. Here, try one. Not only tastes great it's developed by doctors to help you drop weight jiffy quick.
Marty: I could probably lose a few. How much?
Georgie: Oh, normally $15. But we're having a special: two for $20.
Marty: Well, then give me two. [an unhappy Mandy grabs the cash from his hand]
Georgie: Get ready to wear smaller clothes, my friend. See you at the beach! [to Mandy] Look at that, your first sale!

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Jim: You're workin' for Fagenbacher?
Georgie: What can I say? He knows talent when he sees it.
Audrey: Freddy gave you a job?
Mandy: Please don't say "Freddy" and "job" in the same sentence.

Audrey: It's gonna go great.
Mandy: Yeah, I think so, too.
Audrey: So, are you feeling more confident about all this?
Mandy: Yeah. Yeah, I can do this. You know, I bet it goes so well that they ask me to fill in again next week. And then they'll probably recommend me to the affiliate in Houston, and... and then they'll offer me the job and I'll have to tell Georgie we need to move and he's not gonna want to and it's gonna be a huge fight and I don't want to move CeeCee away from her grandparents but this is my dream job! [goes back into the dressing room]
Audrey: Look at the bright side: maybe you'll stink.

Georgie: Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Hmm. That explains a lot. Have you read it?
Ms. Hutchins: Several times.
Georgie: Did it work?
Ms. Hutchins: Yes, my love life is fantastic. Do you want the book or not?
Georgie: Sure. I'm young and married, you're old and alone. It's funny how things work out.
Ms. Hutchins: Hilarious.

Ms. Hutchins: Georgie?
Georgie: Ms. Hutchins? You quit working at the high school?
Ms. Hutchins: No, I do both. This one for the money, high school librarian for the glamour. What brings you by?
Georgie: I'm kind of looking for a book on relationships. My wife and I are having a bit of a spat.
Ms. Hutchins: You're married?
Georgie: Got a baby, too.
Ms. Hutchins: Oh, you knocked her up. That makes more sense.

Georgie: Speaking of making sense, you got any books that explain women or marriage or whatever it is I did wrong?
Ms. Hutchins: Oh. I have just the thing.
Georgie: You married?
Ms. Hutchins: Me? Oh, I'm too busy having fun to settle down.