Jim feels outnumbered at work when Georgie and Audrey team up to redecorate the tire store. Meanwhile, Mandy helps Georgie after he fears he’s caused a fight between her parents.
Georgie: I figure, with just a few changes, we could be the only woman-friendly tire store in town. Mandy: This ought to be good. What changes? Georgie: For starters, we got some lady magazines for the waiting area. Jim: And flavored creamers for the coffee. Georgie: Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free.
Mandy: What you doing? Connor: Uh, a pan in the dishwasher's making a cool rhythm. Mandy: So, you're not on any drugs at all, this is just you? Connor: I do take a multivitamin. Mandy: Are you snorting it? [exits] Connor: Who needs a drummer? I got a Maytag.
Ruben: Why are you reading Cosmo? Georgie: Trying to learn how women think. Did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here? Ruben: Are there pictures? Georgie: Sometimes. Ruben: Hmm. Georgie: Listen to this, "The Health Benefits of Sex." "Travels in His... Erogenous Zone"? I don't know what that is.
Audrey: You worried about me and you spending so much time together? Jim: What? No. Dream team. Audrey: What about me and Georgie? Jim: Very worried. Audrey: Me, too. Jim: Well... [sighs] ...you could try being nice to him. Audrey: I know, but sometimes his sunny optimism just makes me want to tear him apart with my words. Jim: [chuckles] That's a joke, right? Audrey: Of course. Jim: I want to believe you.
Mandy: I don't know, Georgie, it kind of seems like the frog and the boiling water. Georgie: What's that? Mandy: Well, it's a metaphor. The frog is in a pot of water, and the heat gets turned up little by little so it doesn't notice it's boiling. Georgie: Who's boiling a frog? Mandy: It doesn't matter. Georgie: Are they making frog soup? Mandy: It's not a real thing. Georgie: Oh, good, 'cause I would not eat frog soup. Mandy: I-I'm just saying, my mom's gradually starting to like you, so maybe don't turn up the heat too fast.