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113 - McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies

Aired Thursday, March 6, 2025
McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies

Jim feels outnumbered at work when Georgie and Audrey team up to redecorate the tire store. Meanwhile, Mandy helps Georgie after he fears he’s caused a fight between her parents.

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Episode Notes

  • Title Reference: “McAllister Auto Loves the Ladies" refers to Georgie's comment to a male customer.

Quotes

Quote from Georgie

Georgie: I figure, with just a few changes, we could be the only woman-friendly tire store in town.
Mandy: This ought to be good. What changes?
Georgie: For starters, we got some lady magazines for the waiting area.
Jim: And flavored creamers for the coffee.
Georgie: Fat-free. Y'all like fat-free.

Quote from Connor

Mandy: What you doing?
Connor: Uh, a pan in the dishwasher's making a cool rhythm.
Mandy: So, you're not on any drugs at all, this is just you?
Connor: I do take a multivitamin.
Mandy: Are you snorting it? [exits]
Connor: Who needs a drummer? I got a Maytag.

Quote from Georgie

Ruben: Why are you reading Cosmo?
Georgie: Trying to learn how women think. Did you know there's a lot of dirty stuff in here?
Ruben: Are there pictures?
Georgie: Sometimes.
Ruben: Hmm.
Georgie: Listen to this, "The Health Benefits of Sex." "Travels in His... Erogenous Zone"? I don't know what that is.

Quote from Audrey

Audrey: You worried about me and you spending so much time together?
Jim: What? No. Dream team.
Audrey: What about me and Georgie?
Jim: Very worried.
Audrey: Me, too.
Jim: Well... [sighs] ...you could try being nice to him.
Audrey: I know, but sometimes his sunny optimism just makes me want to tear him apart with my words.
Jim: [chuckles] That's a joke, right?
Audrey: Of course.
Jim: I want to believe you.

Quote from Georgie

Mandy: I don't know, Georgie, it kind of seems like the frog and the boiling water.
Georgie: What's that?
Mandy: Well, it's a metaphor. The frog is in a pot of water, and the heat gets turned up little by little so it doesn't notice it's boiling.
Georgie: Who's boiling a frog?
Mandy: It doesn't matter.
Georgie: Are they making frog soup?
Mandy: It's not a real thing.
Georgie: Oh, good, 'cause I would not eat frog soup.
Mandy: I-I'm just saying, my mom's gradually starting to like you, so maybe don't turn up the heat too fast.

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