Jim: I have to say, I'm glad you're uncomfortable lying to my daughter.
Georgie: I'm glad you're glad.
Jim: Speaks well of you.
Georgie: I'm a heck of a guy.

Georgie: I got to call Mandy.
Jim: Why?
Georgie: Well, I told her I would when we got checked in.
Jim: Fine, but just keep it short and sweet.
Georgie: I don't know about short, but lucky for you, sweet comes natural.

Mandy: [answers phone] Hello?
Georgie: Hey, just wanted to let you know we made it.
Mandy: Good, good. How was the drive?
Georgie: Fine, fine.
Mandy: Great, great. Big day tomorrow?
Georgie: Yeah. I think we're gonna turn in soon.
Mandy: Sure. Lot of meetings lined up?
Georgie: Yeah, I think so. I'm just following your dad's lead.
Mandy: Yeah, well, he has been to so many of these, you're in good hands.
Georgie: Yep. Well-well, give CeeCee a kiss for me.
Mandy: You got it. I love you.
Georgie: I love you, too. [hangs up]
Mandy: You lying bastard!
Audrey: He didn't tell you?
Mandy: Oh, shut up.

Connor: [answers phone] Hello?
Georgie: Hey, Connor, it's Georgie. Can I talk to Mandy?
Connor: She went out with my mom.
Georgie: Who's watchin' the baby?
Connor: I am.
Georgie: You know how to do that?
Connor: No, but I'm learning on the job.
Georgie: Okay, well, keep in mind that's the only kid I got.
Connor: Not to worry, we're having a great time rocking out.
Georgie: I'll try again later.
Connor: Bye. [hangs up]

Georgie: What do you think Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
Jim: Hey, I don't know. I don't want to know.
Georgie: Oh, I bet she's got some doozies. Stealing from the store. Sleepin' with the mailman.
Jim: Enough.
Georgie: You don't like thinking about that, do ya?
Jim: No.
Georgie: Good.

Audrey: Where are my shoes?
Mandy: That is a wonderful question.
Audrey: I like those shoes.
Mandy: Uh-huh.

Jim: [phone rings] Oh, this can't be good. [answers phone] Hello?
Audrey: Hello, Jim.
Jim: Audrey?
Audrey: Are you convention-ing? [laughing]
Jim: Uh, we were sleeping.
Georgie: Something wrong?
Jim: Shh. [on the phone] You okay?
Audrey: I'm great. Really great.
Jim: Great.
Audrey: And you're great.
Jim: Okay.
Georgie: What's going on?
Jim: [covers handset] I think she's drunk.
Audrey: Is that Georgie? Hi, Georgie!
Jim: She's drunk.
Audrey: Me and Mandy went out drinking!
Jim: [on the phone] Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
Audrey: I don't know where my shoes are.
Jim: Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up.
Audrey: Okay. [chuckles] Tell Georgie I said hi.
Jim: Will do.
Audrey: Good night, sexy man.
Jim: Good night... [sees Georgie] ...you.

Georgie: You think they're onto us?
Jim: Ah, she would've said something.
Georgie: All right, well, I'm gonna turn in.
Jim: Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up too late and have fun.
Georgie: Mr. McAllister.
Jim: Yeah.
Georgie: No disrespect, but I'm seriously questioning you as a role model.
Jim: That's understandable.

Jim: How 'bout you gals? Sounds like you had a night.
Audrey: What do you mean?
Jim: Well, you called me drunk off your ass.
Audrey: No, I didn't.
Jim: Seriously? You don't remember?
Audrey: Jim, I'd remember if I called you.
Jim: Okay.
Audrey: Okay.
Jim: Ever find your shoes?
Audrey: Oh, my God, I called you.

Mandy: [to Audrey] I got diamonds. You got squat.