Georgie: Hey, before I forget, will you pick up a few things for me at the hardware store?
Mandy: Ugh, I hate going there.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: They treat me like I'm an idiot.
Georgie: Really? They're always nice to me.
Mandy: Gee, I wonder what the difference is.
Georgie: One of us is too fancy to smell a shirt?