Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Georgie: You know, there's a Bible study Wednesday. You want to come?
Mandy: Oh, wow, we really need to work on your dirty talk.
Georgie: [chuckles] Sorry, I just think you really might like it.
Mandy: Thanks, but I don't need to watch you sell tires to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
Georgie: It ain't about that. It's actually kind of working.
Mandy: W-What are you talking about?
Georgie: I'm making more money and you want to have day sex. That's everything I've ever prayed for.

Audrey: It's gonna go great.
Mandy: Yeah, I think so, too.
Audrey: So, are you feeling more confident about all this?
Mandy: Yeah. Yeah, I can do this. You know, I bet it goes so well that they ask me to fill in again next week. And then they'll probably recommend me to the affiliate in Houston, and... and then they'll offer me the job and I'll have to tell Georgie we need to move and he's not gonna want to and it's gonna be a huge fight and I don't want to move CeeCee away from her grandparents but this is my dream job! [goes back into the dressing room]
Audrey: Look at the bright side: maybe you'll stink.

Dale Ballard: Does that mean you'll come home?
Meemaw: Gee... I already paid the night.
Dale Ballard: Oh.
Meemaw: You want to come in and show me how sorry you are?
Dale Ballard: Really?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Dale Ballard: I had a... a big dinner, but I can try.
Meemaw: What'd you eat?
Dale Ballard: Brisket at the Smokehouse.
Meemaw: You gonna need some Tums.
Dale Ballard: A lot of them.
Meemaw: Come on.

Meemaw: [opens door] What?
Dale Ballard: Oh, I... just stopped by to check on you, see if you're doing okay.
Meemaw: That's very thoughtful of you. I'm fine, thank you.
Dale Ballard: Well, good.
Meemaw: Anything else?
Dale Ballard: [crying] Connie, please come home! I miss you. Golly... I don't care if you run a book or if you rob banks or if... [crying] if you're a serial killer. I love you.
Meemaw: I love you, too.

Audrey: What's that on your wrist?
Mandy: Oh, uh, this? I can explain.
Audrey: Please do.
Dale Ballard: [wakes up] Where's the bathroom? I got to pee.
Mandy: Oh, I'll take you.
Dale Ballard: Okay. Thank you, Audrey.