Quote from Meemaw in the episode A Sportsbook and a Breakup
Mandy: Well, this is nice. [chuckles] You know, it's been a while since we've had lunch together. Meemaw: Oh, cut the crap. You're gonna lecture me. Mandy: I wouldn't say lecture. Meemaw: I know. I know. You think taking bets is gonna get me in trouble, I've already been arrested once, and what am I thinking? Mandy: Anything's a lecture when you say it like that.