Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Jim: I don't know what to do with that boy.
Audrey: There's nothing "to do" with him. He's just a creative soul.
Georgie: If it helps, I've got some experience with quirky family members.
Mandy: Oh, that is true.
Georgie: Sheldon turned out pretty good, considering majority of the folks can't stand him.
Audrey: Well, what did your parents do?
Georgie: Well, my mom always babied him, and my dad was always mad about it.
Mandy: Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.
Georgie: Right. Keep up the good work.

Georgie: I told you, you don't have to call me "sir." Plain ol' Georgie's fine.
Ruben: Look at me, taking orders from "plain ol' Georgie."
Georgie: Hey, I'm not giving orders. I'm just a lowly Smurf working for his lordship.
Ruben: Lowly serf.
Georgie: No, I'm pretty sure it's Smurf.
Ruben: Except one of us is sleeping with the boss's daughter.
Georgie: Whoa. Hold on, partner. I slept with her, got her pregnant, and then married her. The order's a little wonky, but I checked all the boxes.

Jim: But that's my problem. So, how's the new place?
Georgie: It ain't much, but it's ours and it's temporary.
Jim: Well, look at you, always putting a positive spin on things.
Georgie: May be a side effect of being "dumb."
Jim: Yeah, she didn't mean that.
Georgie: It don't hurt my feelings. With a brother like Sheldon, I've been the dumb one my whole life.
Jim: That's gotta be hard.
Georgie: I like it when people underestimate me. Gives me an edge.
Jim: You are really something.
Georgie: Yes, sir, I am.

Jim: Any chance I can talk you into moving back into the house?
Georgie: I ain't the one that needs convincing.
Jim: Yeah, well, we got time on the clock. We'll figure something out.
[As Jim pats Georgie on the back, Georgie goes in for a hug]
Jim: Whoa. What's this about?
Georgie: Sorry. Sometimes you remind me of my dad.
Jim: Well, that's... that's quite the compliment.
Georgie: I didn't really hug him when I had the chance.
Jim: Then come here. [they hug again]
Ruben: [enters] Aw, damn it.