Georgie: Evening, miss.
Valerie: Thank the Lord. I got a flat tire.
Georgie: Well, good news, it's only flat on the bottom. [chuckles] A little tow truck humor.
Valerie: Can you fix it?
Georgie: I can change it. Got a spare?
Valerie: I do, it's that one right there. [points to rear wheel]
Georgie: Oh. Well, I can tow you back to the shop and get you fixed up in the morning.
Valerie: Thank you.

Mandy: Your pager.
Georgie: I hear it. [continues kissing Mandy]
Mandy: Aren't you gonna answer it?
Georgie: It's just someone with a broke down car. They ain't going nowhere.
Mandy: What if it's an emergency?
Georgie: This is an emergency. [pager vibrates] Dang it.
Mandy: It's okay, I'll be here when you get back.
Georgie: Great, I'll wake you.
Mandy: Or, you know, let me sleep through it. It's fine.

Mandy: Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
Georgie: Oh, it's okay. How was work?
Mandy: Busy. I feel bad I didn't have time for you.
Georgie: I get it.
Mandy: Well, I got time for you now. [they kiss]
Georgie: It's been a while, we ain't gonna need much time. You smell like bacon.
Mandy: Really? I showered.
Georgie: I ain't complaining. I like bacon.

[A male customer puts down a few coins on his bill as he gets up to leave]
Georgie: Whoa, that's all you're leaving?
Customer: Yeah.
Georgie: Just so you know, you ain't just tipping your waitress, you're also tipping her baby girl here. [man places down some more change] Oh, come on. Look at this face. [man places down a note] There we go. Have a nice night.

Mandy: Georgie? Hey, what're you doing here? Is everything okay?
Georgie: Everything's great. This one didn't want to sleep, so I thought we'd come pay you a visit.
Mandy: Oh, that's sweet, but I'm real busy.
Georgie: Well, you sure I can't buy you some dessert? I got $11 from your dad burning a hole in my pocket.

Georgie: Let's see. Oh, there's your mama. See how hard she's working? That's for you. Remember that when you're a teenager and you hate your mother for no good reason, other than she's your mother.

[Jim lays down a card]
Georgie: You sure about that?
[Jim takes his card back and lays down another card]
Georgie: Thank you. Gin.
Jim: Son of a bitch.
Georgie: Go again?
Jim: [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: Tired of losing.

Jim: How are you at Gin Rummy?
Georgie: Well, it's been a while. You might have to remind me of the rules.
Jim: Are you conning me?
Georgie: Only one way to find out.

Georgie: All right, what are we doing?
Audrey: We?
Georgie: Once I put the baby down, we can play Monopoly, Jenga. I'm all yours.
Audrey: Well, thank you, but... [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: You can just say no, you don't have to pretend to be sleepy.
Audrey: Okay. No.

Georgie: I thought you were off tonight.
Mandy: Uh, I was, but a shift opened up, and despite appearances, we are poor people.
Georgie: Well, I thought we were gonna have some "us" time.
Mandy: Uh, well, I get off at midnight. We can "us" time then.
Jim: Hey, I know what "us" time means. Stop it.

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Dale Ballard: [plays guitar and sings, with Connor playing along on accordion] ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪ ♪ I went down, down, down ♪ And the flames went higher ♪ And it burns, burns, burns - Ouch! ♪ That ring of fire ♪ That ring of fire ♪
Meemaw: [to Mandy] Still better than camping.
Connor: Everybody.
All: ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪
Jim: [Audrey kicks Jim awake] Huh?
All: ♪ Went down, down, down ♪ And the flames get higher ♪
Dale Ballard: Come on, Jim!
Jim: [half-asleep] ♪ Burns, burns ♪
All: ♪ That ring of fire ♪ That ring of fire ♪

Mary Cooper: This is nice.
Georgie: [chuckles] It is.
Missy Cooper: Yeah, not creepy at all. [Mary notices Missy's ankle tattoo and pulls down her sock] What the heck is that?!

Georgie: Where you going?
Mary Cooper: I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Georgie: Don't mind them, they argue all the time.
Mary Cooper: It's not them.
Georgie: Then what?
Mary Cooper: I...
Georgie: Tell me.
Mary Cooper: [sighs] [chuckles softly] Your father and I used to argue about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving, and... I'll never get to do that again.
Georgie: You miss arguing with Dad?
Mary Cooper: Yes. [sobs]
Georgie: Mom...
Mary Cooper: I'm going home. Please tell everybody I'm sorry.
Georgie: No, wait. I got a better idea.

Audrey: Put that back, you've had enough.
Jim: It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
Audrey: You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing.
Jim: I'm having a good time! Maybe you need a drink.
Audrey: I have been up since the crack of dawn putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it.
Jim: Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing.
Audrey: Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
Jim: Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.

Audrey: Where you going?
Jim: To get another beer. [exits]
Audrey: Excuse me. [exits]
Mandy: Oh, boy.
Connor: Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions.

Meemaw: You sure made your son happy today.
Mary Cooper: I'm glad. I thought you were going camping.
Meemaw: So did Dale.
Dale Ballard: What?
Meemaw: Just eat.
Dale Ballard: Okay.

Georgie: I can't believe you got 'em all here.
Mandy: Well, what can I say? You knocked up a pretty special lady.

Connor: Welcome, everyone. As a special surprise, I have composed a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call. [plays according slowly] [plays rapidly] [turkey call warbles] [continues playing accordion] [turkey call]
Dale Ballard: You stay right there, I got my guitar in the trunk.
Meemaw: No.

Georgie: I really appreciate you coming.
Missy Cooper: Well, I knew how important it was to you.
Georgie: What'd she bribe you with?
Missy Cooper: Nothing. She just asked nicely.
Georgie: You're a lying sack of you-know-what.