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Quote from the episode A House Divided

Georgie: As for my mom, I can't tell you how many times she's butt heads with my dad, my meemaw, my sister, Sheldon, of course. Heck, once she had a falling-out with Jesus.
Audrey: Poor Jesus.
Georgie: Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
Audrey: She ever fight with you?
Georgie: I dropped out of school and got a girl pregnant at 17. What do you think?

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Georgie: I really want to thank you for trying to straighten things out with my mom.
Audrey: I'm glad someone appreciates it.
Georgie: For what it's worth, I think Mandy was a little out of line.
Audrey: I'm used to it. Everything's always my fault.
Georgie: Not true. Getting pregnant... that one, she blames square on me.
Audrey: As do I.
Georgie: She had a little something to do with it, but I'll spare you the details.
Audrey: Thank you.

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Jim: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we bury the hatchet, invite Mary and Missy over for dinner Sunday. [off Georgie, Mandy and Audrey's looks] Saturday?
Audrey: That woman is not setting foot in this house until she apologizes to me.
Georgie: It does sound like she owes you one.
Mandy: What is wrong with you?
Georgie: What is wrong with you?
Connor: [from the kitchen counter] Now you know why I eat over here.

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Georgie: But she went to apologize. That's a huge step for her.
Audrey: I wouldn't say huge, but thank you.

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Georgie: She's got a point, Mandy. She did make the effort.
Mandy: What, so now you're defending her?
Georgie: I just know my mom can be real stubborn.
Mandy: Yeah, and I know whatever my mom said she said wasn't what she said, and if it was, then that was not how she said it.

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Mandy: Well, hold on. What did you say?
Audrey: I said I'm sorry.
Mandy: Yeah, but how did you say it?
Audrey: Why do you immediately assume I'm in the wrong?
Jim: Yeah.
Audrey: Too late, Jim.

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Audrey: Georgie, I want you to know I went to see your mother today.
Georgie: Really? Why?
Audrey: At Jim's urging, I apologized for my behavior.
Jim: That's my girl.
Audrey: However... [Jim groans] ...she threw it back in my face.

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Georgie: Pass the green beans.
Mandy: Enjoy.
Georgie: I will.
Connor: [from the kitchen counter] They're a little overcooked.

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Pastor Jeff: [enters] Mary, can you... Oh. Sorry. Didn't know you had company.
Mary Cooper: You remember Georgie's mother-in-law, Audrey.
Pastor Jeff: Of course. So what're you two gals gabbing about?
Mary Cooper: Audrey just came by to tell me how fragile and needy I've been since George died.
Audrey: No, I came to apologize.
Mary Cooper: Because you feel bad for me.
Audrey: Well, I don't anymore!
Mary Cooper: Do you believe this woman?
Pastor Jeff: ... I believe in the power of prayer. What do you say we all join hands and ask the big amigo for His guidance? [Jeff holds out his hands, but Audrey and Mary both ignore his request] Amen. [laughs] [exits]

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Audrey: You're welcome. Considering the year you've had, I should be more sensitive to your needs.
Mary Cooper: Excuse me?
Audrey: What?
Mary Cooper: "The year I've had"?
Audrey: Well... yes.
Mary Cooper: I do not need your pity.
Audrey: My God, what is your problem?
Mary Cooper: Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
Audrey: I didn't, I was asking him what is your problem?

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Audrey: I was thinking about what happened yesterday, and I can understand why you felt left out.
Mary Cooper: 'Cause you left me out?
Audrey: Yes, and that was... inconsiderate of me.
Mary Cooper: Is this an apology?
Audrey: I don't want to fight for CeeCee's sake.
Mary Cooper: But is it an apology?
Audrey: Yes, geez.
Mary Cooper: We do not say "geez" in my church.
Audrey: Sorry.
Mary Cooper: But thank you.

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Georgie: You trying to pick a fight with me?
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Sure feels that way.
Mandy: Well, I'm not.
Georgie: So we're good?
Mandy: Oh, we're good. Good night. [faces away from Georgie]
Georgie: Good night. [faces away from Mandy]
Mandy: Love you.
Georgie: Love you, too. [turns off the light]

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Mandy: No, you're always giving your mom a pass for everything.
Georgie: Oh, come on, her husband just died, her favorite kid moved away...
Mandy: You?
Georgie: Sheldon. And she's stuck living with my sister, who hates her and hates the world.
Mandy: [scoffs] Missy's just being a teenager.
Georgie: I wasn't like that when I was a teenager.
Mandy: Honey, you're still a teenager.

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Georgie: I don't know, your mom was pretty upset about one little picture.
Mandy: Yeah, true, but you have to admit it was kind of weird that she smuggled it into the house.
Georgie: [chuckles] I guess. But to be fair, your mom does exclude her.
Mandy: Well, it's not intentional. We're just here with the baby.
Georgie: I'm just saying, I can understand where my mom's coming from.
Mandy: Yeah, and I can understand where my mom is coming from.
Georgie: Wow.
Mandy: Wow what?
Georgie: I've never heard you take her side in anything.
Mandy: [scoffs] I'm not taking her side. I'm just seeing things as they are.

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Mandy: Is it just me or are they getting more crazy?
Georgie: Maybe it's some sort of menopause thing.
Mandy: What do you think that means?
Georgie: When old ladies sweat for no reason and get cranky?
Mandy: Georgie, that is... very accurate, um, but I don't think that's what's happening here.

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Jim: Oh, come on, Audrey, you know I'm right, or you wouldn't even be asking me.
Audrey: I suppose I could see her side of this.
Jim: There you go.
Audrey: After all, she has had a hard year.
Jim: It's big of you to recognize that. [kisses Audrey]
Audrey: And CeeCee does love me more than her.
Jim: So close to sticking the landing.

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Audrey: And then she acted like I was the bad guy. [laughs]
Jim: Okay.
Audrey: What does "okay" mean?
Jim: Means I'm listening.
Audrey: No, you're supposed to say, "Of course you're not the bad guy."
Jim: Okay.
Audrey: Just tell me what you really think.
Jim: Fine. I think you started this when you left her out of the photo book.
Audrey: Well, who cares what you think.

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Mandy: Mary, you know you're always welcome here.
Mary Cooper: Am I? Sure doesn't feel that way.
Audrey: Oh, come down off the cross.
Mary Cooper: Lady, you do not want me to come down.
Georgie: All right, all right, y'all need to cool your jets.
Mary Cooper: Don't worry, I am leaving.
Audrey: Thanks for stopping by.
Mary Cooper: Oh, I'll pray for you, but I do not have high hopes.

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Audrey: [chuckles] Is there anything else you've hidden around my house that I should be aware of?
Mary Cooper: I just wanted to remind CeeCee that she has two grandmothers.
Mandy: Yes, lucky girl, two loving grandmas.
Georgie: Lucky, lucky.
Audrey: You know, you can keep a photo album at your house and put whatever you want in it.
Mary Cooper: She never comes to my house.
Audrey: How is that my fault?
Mary Cooper: You're always hogging her.
Audrey: Hogging? I gave her and her parents a place to live.
Georgie: And a lovely place it is.

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Audrey: Um, Mary...
Mandy: Let it go.
Audrey: Did you put this picture in CeeCee's album?
Mandy: Ugh.
Mary Cooper: I did.
Georgie: Mystery solved. Who wants lunch? I'm thinking grilled cheese.