Fred Fagenbacher: All right. You come by in the morning, we'll talk money.
Georgie: We can talk right now. I don't want a salary, I just want a commission on everything that I sell.
Fred Fagenbacher: Ooh. You got some swagger.
Georgie: Thank you.
Fred Fagenbacher: You say hi to Lil' Hickey for me.
Georgie: Oh, I don't have that much swagger.

Fred Fagenbacher: Oh, boy, let me tell you, she was fu-un.
Georgie: Please don't make it two syllables.
Fred Fagenbacher: All these years later, it still drives Jim up a wall.
Georgie: It's new to me, and I'm not a fan.
Fred Fagenbacher: So when can you start?
Georgie: Hold on, are you just hiring me to piss off Mr. McAllister?
Fred Fagenbacher: That a problem?
Georgie: No, sir, just checking.

Fred Fagenbacher: Now, you know he and I don't exactly get along.
Georgie: Well, then you and I got something in common.
Fred Fagenbacher: Yeah, except the reason he don't like you ain't the same reason that he don't like me.
Georgie: Why don't he like you?
Fred Fagenbacher: [exhales] I used to date Audrey.
Georgie: You dated Mrs. McAllister?
Fred Fagenbacher: She was Audrey Hicks back in high school. I used to call her my Lil' Hickey.
Georgie: 'Cause of her last name?
Fred Fagenbacher: That was part of it.

Georgie: Point is, I wanted to grow the business and make some real money, but Mr. McAllister was...
Fred Fagenbacher: Too scared to take a chance?
Georgie: You get it.
Fred Fagenbacher: [laughs] How'd you wind up there in the first place?
Georgie: I married his daughter.
Fred Fagenbacher: Whoa, wait. You're Jim McAllister's son-in-law?
Georgie: Yes, sir.
Fred Fagenbacher: And you want to come work for me?
Georgie: Yes, sir.
Fred Fagenbacher: Damn, does that make me happy. [laughing]

Fred Fagenbacher: So... [sighs] you been working for Jim McAllister?
Georgie: Yes, sir.
Fred Fagenbacher: How is that big, bald bastard?
Georgie: He's really not a bad guy.
Fred Fagenbacher: Yeah, yeah, why'd you leave, then?
Georgie: Oh, glad you asked. In less than a year, I increased sales by 18%.
Fred Fagenbacher: Is that so?
Georgie: Not only that, I poached your tow truck business.
Fred Fagenbacher: That was your doing?
Georgie: Yes, sir.
Fred Fagenbacher: I don't know if I should shake your hand or kick you in the ass.
Georgie: Let me make it easy for you. [offers his hand]

Georgie: Your dad's being a jerk.
Mandy: Maybe, but we still have to live under his roof. At least until we make some money.
Georgie: Don't worry about money. I'll get another job.
Mandy: You sure about that?
Georgie: Positive. Before you know it, we'll be in a giant house of our own.
Mandy: Right, the one with the pool shaped like a tire.
Georgie: Exactly.
Mandy: Which is just a circle.
Georgie: There's a hot tub in the middle. It'll make sense when you see it.

Mandy: Sweetie... you know I love and support you, but what the hell are you doing?
Georgie: Standing up for myself.
Mandy: Well, great, how much does that pay?
Georgie: I can't stay where I'm not wanted.
Mandy: What are you talking about? My mom didn't want you here, and yet here you are.

Mandy: Okay, come on, you're family, you know you're gonna have to make up eventually.
Jim: Don't be so sure. I got a sister I ain't talked to in 12 years.
Georgie: Yeah? Well, I got a brother I barely talked to, and I lived with him.
Connor: Why did you stop talking to Aunt Denise? I miss her.

Georgie: Take me back? I'm the one who quit.
Jim: Like hell you quit. I fired your ass.
Georgie: You never said "fired."
Jim: You never said "quit."
Georgie: I walked out.
Jim: I showed you the door.
Georgie: I knew where it was!

Mandy: In other news, CeeCee got a new tooth today.
Audrey: Oh, which one?
Mandy: One of the side ones.
Audrey: Oh, I think those are molars.
Mandy: Oh. Molars. Cool.

Connor: Is it me or is it a little tense in here?
Audrey: Connor.
Connor: Oh, we're ignoring it, okay.

Jim: Oh, man, I can't believe you are still pushing this.
Georgie: I'm trying to help us be successful.
Jim: Thank you very much. How did I ever survive 35 years without you.
Georgie: Great question.
Jim: You know, you are this close from being fired.
Georgie: Fine, you don't want me here, there's a lot of stores that would welcome my input.
Jim: Is that so?
Georgie: I believe it is, yes.
Jim: Well, then there's the door. Good luck to you.
Georgie: I don't need luck. [exits]
Ruben: Adios, amigo.

Jim: Georgie, what the hell?
Georgie: Before you get mad...
Jim: Too late.
Georgie: I got 'em on consignment, didn't cost us a penny.
Jim: I don't care. I told you not to do it.
Georgie: You're not listening. There's no risk.
Jim: No, you're not listening. Th... [Ruben smiles and waves to Jim] My office, now.

Jim: I love Georgie, but he needs to learn his place. I've been doing this for 35 years.
Audrey: Yes, you have.
Jim: I got relationships with vendors. You don't just throw that away for something new.
Audrey: Loyalty's important.
Jim: Exactly.
Audrey: You're the boss.
Jim: I sure am.
Audrey: He needs to respect that.
Jim: Sure does.
Audrey: Regardless of whether you're right or wrong.
Jim: Yeah. Hold up.
Audrey: Good night.

Jim: Kid makes me crazy sometimes.
Audrey: I've never seen you two knock heads like this.
Jim: Yeah, you must be thrilled.
Audrey: I should be. [sighs] I want to be. I'll get there.

Georgie: But when I set a goal, that's all I can think about.
Mandy: Really? That's all you can think about right now?
Georgie: I guess I could think about two things. [kisses Mandy]
Mandy: You know, it turns me on when you're all fired up like this.
Georgie: Well, thank your dad.
Mandy: Georgie.
Georgie: Sorry.

Georgie: If he'd just get out of my way, I could make him money.
Mandy: [scoffs] Be patient, he'll come around.
Georgie: [sighs] I just want to be rich while I'm still young enough to enjoy it.
Mandy: You're not even 20.
Georgie: Fine, while you're still young enough to enjoy it.

Georgie: They're cheaper, they're high quality...
Jim: I don't care. [Georgie sighs]
Mandy: How about that OJ trial. Crazy, right?
Jim: Georgie, I've made my decision.
Georgie: Fine.
Mandy: You know, I really thought that glove was gonna fit.
Connor: But it didn't.

Georgie: I'm just saying, we could be the first ones selling 'em.
Jim: Georgie, I don't want to hear about Korean tires no more.
Georgie: [sighs] But if we act now, we can corner the market.
Jim: Texans like American tires.
Audrey: Michelin is French.
Jim: But they don't know that.
Georgie: It's a family business. Why don't we take a vote?
Jim: 'Cause it ain't a democracy. I'm the only one who gets a vote. [Audrey clears throat] Me and Audrey are the only ones who get a vote.
Connor: Question.
Jim: You don't get a vote.

Georgie: You know, when you think about it... [Mandy slaps Georgie's arm] Best not to think about it.