Georgie: Have at it.
Missy Cooper: Not with you listening.
Georgie: Oh. Right. [walks off]
Missy Cooper: Hi, Dad. There's some stuff I should tell you. For starters, I'm pregnant and my math teacher is the father.
Georgie: [o.s.] What?!
Missy Cooper: I knew you were listening.
Georgie: Sorry.

Missy Cooper: [sighs] I'm not pregnant, I just got suspended. Mom doesn't know, she thinks I'm in school right now. With you gone, Sheldon gone, I'm alone a lot. It's way easier to get away with stuff... ...but it kind of sucks. [exhales] I really miss you. [sniffles]
[cut to Missy crying in the passenger's seat as Georgie drives her home:]
Georgie: Feel better?
Missy Cooper: No, you jerk!

Georgie: [on the phone] What'd you do?
Missy Cooper: It's not that big a deal.
Georgie: Getting suspended's a big deal.
Missy Cooper: Are you coming or not?
Georgie: I can't just drop everything, I have a job.
Missy Cooper: Forget it, I'll hitch. If I never see you again, don't blame yourself.
Georgie: I'm on my way.

Georgie: What were you thinking?
Missy Cooper: I was thinking I didn't want to take the test.
Georgie: So cut class, don't pull a fire alarm.
Missy Cooper: Next time, I'll know better.
Georgie: No next time. And how do you think you're gonna keep this from Mom?
Missy Cooper: Easy. I pretend to go to school in the morning and pretend to come home in the afternoon.
Georgie: The school's gonna call the house.
Missy Cooper: No problem. [as Mary] "Hi, this is Mary Cooper, Jesus loves you. What'd she do? Don't you worry, I will pray the devil right out of that rascal."
Georgie: That's not gonna work.
Missy Cooper: It did last time I got suspended.

Georgie: Come on. You got a good head on your shoulders, why don't you try using it?
Missy Cooper: Listen to you. You sound like Dad.
Georgie: Well, you know, genetics. [Missy laughs softly] What?
Missy Cooper: That's what the test was on. Genetics.

Missy Cooper: What're you taking Tums for?
Georgie: My stomach.
Missy Cooper: What's wrong with your stomach?
Georgie: Nothing. Just ate something ain't sitting right.
Missy Cooper: You should try smoking weed.
Georgie: You're smoking pot now?
Missy Cooper: Why? You got some?
Georgie: No.
Missy Cooper: You want some?

Mandy: [on the phone] Hey, is- is Georgie over there?
Missy Cooper: No, why?
Mandy: Oh, I just thought maybe he stopped by. [chuckles]
Missy Cooper: Y'all have a fight?
Mandy: No, don't be silly. So, uh, what happened with you at school today?
Missy Cooper: Don't change the subject. What're you fighting about?
Mandy: There's no fight, it's just... two adults seeing things different.
Missy Cooper: And then arguing about it till one runs away?
Mandy: Yeah.
Missy Cooper: I ran away a lot as a kid. He'll grow out of it.

Missy Cooper: [on the phone] But first, I need a little favor.
Mandy: Anything.
Missy Cooper: Take me to get a tattoo.
Mandy: What? No.
Missy Cooper: You said, "Anything."
Mandy: Yeah, and then you said "tattoo."
Missy Cooper: I guess I'm not going.
Mandy: Oh, come on.
Missy Cooper: I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower. What do you think?
Mandy: I am not taking you to get a tattoo.
Missy Cooper: All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
[cut to Missy and Mandy at a tattoo parlor:]
Missy Cooper: Ow, it hurts.
Mandy: Good.

Mandy: Good call on the socks.
Missy Cooper: I'm not stupid.

Mary Cooper: This is nice.
Georgie: [chuckles] It is.
Missy Cooper: Yeah, not creepy at all. [Mary notices Missy's ankle tattoo and pulls down her sock] What the heck is that?!