Georgie: Hey. Still waiting on them brakes?
Ruben: Want it done fast or you want 'em done right?
Georgie: Well, I want 'em done now.
Ruben: [chuckles] Aw, like a big lion practicing his roar.
Georgie: I ain't in the mood, Ruben. [Ruben meows] Quit it.
Ruben: [chuckles] Trouble at home? Wife find out about the hot church lady?
Georgie: No.
Ruben: Keeping her a secret? Smart.

Ruben: Hold this.
Georgie: What is it?
Ruben: Transmission fluid recirculator.
Georgie: Hmm. Got it.
Ruben: Do not let go.
Georgie: Why? What'll happen?
Ruben: Bad things. Very bad things. [walks off]
Georgie: Where you going?
Ruben: Be right back.
Georgie: Okeydoke.

Ruben: [whistling a tune] Lincoln's done.
Jim: Great. Get started on the Caddy.
Ruben: Yeah. Before that, how about we talk about my raise?
Jim: What makes you think you're getting a raise?
Ruben: [chuckles] I mean, look around. I'm all you got.
Jim: Really? You're gonna use this whole Georgie situation to squeeze me?
Ruben: I thought that was clear, yes.
Jim: I'll take it under consideration.
Ruben: Don't take too long. I hear Fagenbacher's hiring. [short chuckle] [whistling a tune]
Jim: Quit whistling.
Ruben: No.

Jim: Ruben, you seen my son-in-law?
Ruben: You mean Typhoid Georgie? No.

Mandy: Okay, how do I look?
Jim: Beautiful as always.
Audrey: A little too much cleavage.
Mandy: Well, when I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
Audrey: Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
Mandy: Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.

Georgie: It's a nice car you got.
Valerie: Well, God is good.
Georgie: Oh, you're one of them.
Valerie: "One of them"?
Georgie: I don't mean nothing by it. My mom's one of them, too.
Valerie: Blessed with the abundance of God's love?
Georgie: Yep, definitely one of them.

Georgie: Hey, what do you think about coming to church with me on Sunday?
Mandy: Church? You want pancakes, just tell me.
Georgie: No, this lady I towed last night was telling me how her church is all about prosperity and making money.
Mandy: So?
Georgie: So, those are two of my favorite things.