Mandy: Mary, you know you're always welcome here.
Mary Cooper: Am I? Sure doesn't feel that way.
Audrey: Oh, come down off the cross.
Mary Cooper: Lady, you do not want me to come down.
Georgie: All right, all right, y'all need to cool your jets.
Mary Cooper: Don't worry, I am leaving.
Audrey: Thanks for stopping by.
Mary Cooper: Oh, I'll pray for you, but I do not have high hopes.

Meemaw: Mary? To toast the new house?
Mary Cooper: I can toast with ginger ale.
Meemaw: Jesus drank wine.
Mary Cooper: 'Cause they didn't have Schweppes.

Georgie: You know, when you think about it... [Mandy slaps Georgie's arm] Best not to think about it.

Mary Cooper: She is out. "Soft Kitty" works every time.

Georgie: You know, when you think about it... [Mandy slaps Georgie's arm] Best not to think about it.

Georgie: As for my mom, I can't tell you how many times she's butt heads with my dad, my meemaw, my sister, Sheldon, of course. Heck, once she had a falling-out with Jesus.
Audrey: Poor Jesus.
Georgie: Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
Audrey: She ever fight with you?
Georgie: I dropped out of school and got a girl pregnant at 17. What do you think?

Georgie: I really want to thank you for trying to straighten things out with my mom.
Audrey: I'm glad someone appreciates it.
Georgie: For what it's worth, I think Mandy was a little out of line.
Audrey: I'm used to it. Everything's always my fault.
Georgie: Not true. Getting pregnant... that one, she blames square on me.
Audrey: As do I.
Georgie: She had a little something to do with it, but I'll spare you the details.
Audrey: Thank you.