Mary Cooper: I don't understand why they don't just come and live with me.
Meemaw: Maybe they don't like you.
Mary Cooper: Oh, ha-ha.
Meemaw: I'm not joking.

Mary Cooper: Brought you a few things you might need.
Mandy: Ooh, toilet paper, new towels. A toaster? Georgie, look, we got a toaster.
Georgie: Oh, it's got a bagel button. Thank you.
Mary Cooper: There's also a blender here. You can whip up some baby food.
Meemaw: Or margaritas, in case you wanna pretend this is all good.

Mary Cooper: I hope you know you can always come live with me.
Mandy: Oh, thank you, but it's way past time for us to be on our own.
Mary Cooper: Are you sure?
Meemaw: Take a hint. She doesn't like you. How about a toast? To Mandy and Georgie and CeeCee, and their new home, humble though it be. [train horn blares; everything starts shaking; rumbling]
Georgie: 6:10 to Lubbock, right on time.
Meemaw: [to Mary] They'd rather live here than with you!

Mary Cooper: Oh. There's my beautiful girl. Oh. Did you miss your Nana? I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I bet you did.
Meemaw: Give me.
Mary Cooper: I just got her.
Meemaw: I'll give her back!

Frasier: [on TV] In order to prevent spillage, one does not simply twist out the cork. [shouts] Oh, God!
Georgie: Frasier's a laughing show. I like laughing shows.
Audrey: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Well, some shows you can hear people laughing, and some you can't. Wonder Years, no one's laughing. Is it funny? We'll never know.
Audrey: I prefer to laugh when I choose to.
Georgie: Really? I ain't never seen you laugh. [Jim laughs]

Jim: I don't know what to do with that boy.
Audrey: There's nothing "to do" with him. He's just a creative soul.
Georgie: If it helps, I've got some experience with quirky family members.
Mandy: Oh, that is true.
Georgie: Sheldon turned out pretty good, considering majority of the folks can't stand him.
Audrey: Well, what did your parents do?
Georgie: Well, my mom always babied him, and my dad was always mad about it.
Mandy: Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.
Georgie: Right. Keep up the good work.

Audrey: How's your music going?
Connor: Excellent. I'm working on a piece in seven-four time. ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two ♪ ♪ One-two-three, one-two, one-two. ♪ It's impossible to dance to.