Audrey: [chuckles] Is there anything else you've hidden around my house that I should be aware of?
Mary Cooper: I just wanted to remind CeeCee that she has two grandmothers.
Mandy: Yes, lucky girl, two loving grandmas.
Georgie: Lucky, lucky.
Audrey: You know, you can keep a photo album at your house and put whatever you want in it.
Mary Cooper: She never comes to my house.
Audrey: How is that my fault?
Mary Cooper: You're always hogging her.
Audrey: Hogging? I gave her and her parents a place to live.
Georgie: And a lovely place it is.

Audrey: Have you seen that new Friends show?
Mandy: No.
Audrey: All they do is drink coffee. Who can drink that much coffee?
Mandy: I don't know.
Audrey: And their mugs are like soup bowls. Is that a New York thing?
Mandy: Mom, I don't know.
Audrey: I miss Cosby. He was a nice family man.

Audrey: You're taking care of him?
Connor: Trying to. He is not an easy patient.
Audrey: Did you threaten him with the thermometer?
Connor: I had to.
Audrey: Always worked with you.

Mandy: Busy?
Audrey: Just sending the U.S. government more of our hard-earned money to piss away.

Georgie: You know, when you think about it... [Mandy slaps Georgie's arm] Best not to think about it.

Georgie: I really want to thank you for trying to straighten things out with my mom.
Audrey: I'm glad someone appreciates it.
Georgie: For what it's worth, I think Mandy was a little out of line.
Audrey: I'm used to it. Everything's always my fault.
Georgie: Not true. Getting pregnant... that one, she blames square on me.
Audrey: As do I.
Georgie: She had a little something to do with it, but I'll spare you the details.
Audrey: Thank you.

Mandy: Mary, you know you're always welcome here.
Mary Cooper: Am I? Sure doesn't feel that way.
Audrey: Oh, come down off the cross.
Mary Cooper: Lady, you do not want me to come down.
Georgie: All right, all right, y'all need to cool your jets.
Mary Cooper: Don't worry, I am leaving.
Audrey: Thanks for stopping by.
Mary Cooper: Oh, I'll pray for you, but I do not have high hopes.