Mary Cooper: This is nice.
Georgie: [chuckles] It is.
Missy Cooper: Yeah, not creepy at all. [Mary notices Missy's ankle tattoo and pulls down her sock] What the heck is that?!

Mandy: Georgie? Hey, what're you doing here? Is everything okay?
Georgie: Everything's great. This one didn't want to sleep, so I thought we'd come pay you a visit.
Mandy: Oh, that's sweet, but I'm real busy.
Georgie: Well, you sure I can't buy you some dessert? I got $11 from your dad burning a hole in my pocket.

[A male customer puts down a few coins on his bill as he gets up to leave]
Georgie: Whoa, that's all you're leaving?
Customer: Yeah.
Georgie: Just so you know, you ain't just tipping your waitress, you're also tipping her baby girl here. [man places down some more change] Oh, come on. Look at this face. [man places down a note] There we go. Have a nice night.

Mandy: Your pager.
Georgie: I hear it. [continues kissing Mandy]
Mandy: Aren't you gonna answer it?
Georgie: It's just someone with a broke down car. They ain't going nowhere.
Mandy: What if it's an emergency?
Georgie: This is an emergency. [pager vibrates] Dang it.
Mandy: It's okay, I'll be here when you get back.
Georgie: Great, I'll wake you.
Mandy: Or, you know, let me sleep through it. It's fine.

Georgie: Evening, miss.
Valerie: Thank the Lord. I got a flat tire.
Georgie: Well, good news, it's only flat on the bottom. [chuckles] A little tow truck humor.
Valerie: Can you fix it?
Georgie: I can change it. Got a spare?
Valerie: I do, it's that one right there. [points to rear wheel]
Georgie: Oh. Well, I can tow you back to the shop and get you fixed up in the morning.
Valerie: Thank you.

Georgie: So, what about you? What kind of job gets you a car like that?
Valerie: Oh, um, I work in real estate, but honestly, I owe it all to my church.
Georgie: Really? My mom's church never gave out Mercedes. Once in a while, you'd get free pancakes, but that's about it.
Valerie: [laughs] I'm serious. I mean, I was struggling before I joined my congregation, but now I'm doing great. You know, God wants us to be prosperous.
Georgie: All I remember from Sunday school is, "Thou shalt not have any fun."
Valerie: Well, maybe you're going to the wrong church. You should check us out.
Georgie: Maybe I will.
Valerie: I'm telling you, if you invest in God, He will return that investment tenfold.
Georgie: How's He with debt? 'Cause I got me a few folds of that.

Cynthia: Welcome.
Georgie: Thank you.
Cynthia: Is this your first time with us?
Georgie: Yes, ma'am.
Cynthia: Well, we are so glad to have you. [hugs him]
Georgie: Oh, okay.
Cynthia: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Georgie: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Valerie: Georgie, welcome. [hugs him]
Georgie: [chuckles] Oh, y'all are a huggy bunch.

Valerie: Georgie drives a tow truck and works at a tire shop.
Reverend Travis Lemon: When do you find the time to sleep?
Georgie: I don't. So if it happens during your sermon, don't take it personal.
Reverend Travis Lemon: Hard worker, God rewards that.
Georgie: Speaking of which, I couldn't help but notice you had some church vans out there with bald tires. Be happy to take care of that for you.
Reverend Travis Lemon: Oh, yeah, this is the church for you. Let's talk after the service.
Valerie: I told you. Not even here five minutes and you're already prospering.
Georgie: I guess I am.
Valerie: I'm so happy for you. [chuckles] [hugs Georgie]
Georgie: Okay, more hugging.

Mandy: How was church?
Georgie: Great. I met the reverend. Real nice guy.
Mandy: Mm. Feel more prosperous?
Georgie: Actually, I do. McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans. [Mandy gasps]
Jim: You're kidding.
Georgie: Tires, brakes, alignment, the works. In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked ten percent off. He was thrilled.
Jim: How can you not love this kid?
Audrey: He hustled a reverend.

Jim: You know, I think it's time we up your compensation.
Audrey: We already give them free room, board and childcare.
Jim: Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
Audrey: He volunteered, Jim.
Jim: 'Cause he's a go-getter.
Audrey: Well, then he can "go get" another job.
Georgie: Should we jump in here?
Mandy: No, stay out of it, this is how I got a car.

Georgie: I see what's going on. I get a raise, you can't keep your hands off of me.
Mandy: You got a problem with that?
Georgie: No, you're right, I'm way more sexy.
Mandy: [laughs] Well, I'm really proud of you.

Audrey: I just think Georgie should be using what little free time he has to be with his wife and daughter.
Mandy: [sighs] I don't disagree.
Audrey: So you agree.
Mandy: That's not what I said.
Audrey: If your father was doing something that made me uncomfortable, I would make sure he knew about it.
Mandy: God, I am turning into you.
Audrey: Aw.
Mandy: No, it's not a good thing.

Georgie: [on the phone] Yeah, a water pump for the '66 Mustang. You got one? Great. I want it. Well, how much is he paying? I'll pay 20 more. I can hold.
[meanwhile, in Jim's office:]
Jim: [answers phone] McAllister's. What? We had a deal. 20 more? Trying to jack up the price. Yes, I still want it.
Georgie: Oh, really? Well, I'll go another 20.
Jim: All right, enough nickel-and-diming. 50 more and that's my final offer.
Georgie: What kind of idiot's gonna pay that much for an old water pump? Fine, let him have it. [hangs up] Sucker.
Jim: [opens door] Georgie, great news. I got the water pump.
Georgie: Sweet. I almost had one, but the guy tried to rip me off.
Jim: Joke's on him.
Georgie: You're darn right.

Georgie: Well, at least me and your dad are having fun.
Mandy: That's good. I'm glad.
Georgie: You think it bugs Connor that I'm spending all this time with your dad?
Mandy: Wish I could tell you.
Georgie: Growing up in my family, nobody really understood Sheldon. Sometimes I wish I tried harder.
Mandy: Well, he's still your brother. You can always call him.
Georgie: Eh.

[Georgie stands outside Connor's bedroom as electronic music can be heard playing]
Georgie: That sure ain't Mötley Crüe.

Georgie: What you doing?
Connor: I'm using analog testing equipment from the '60s as a makeshift synthesizer.
Georgie: Cool, cool. Got a minute?
Connor: Come on in.
Georgie: Golly, you got a lot of stuff.
Connor: Thank you.
Georgie: Ever think of joining a band?
Connor: I am a band.
Georgie: That's deep.

Georgie: So, listen, me and your dad are driving to Plano to pick up a part for the Mustang. I was thinking maybe you'd like to join us.
Connor: Did my mother put you up to this?
Georgie: No, I just thought a road trip would be a fun way for you and me to get to know each other.
Connor: If you don't mind, I prefer to remain a man of mystery.
Georgie: Come on, go with us. What do you say?
Connor: Thank you for the invitation.
Georgie: Hey, I ain't falling for that again. It's a yes or no.

Audrey: So, I understand Connor will be joining you on your road trip.
Jim: Uh-huh.
Audrey: That's nice.
Jim: It's something.
Audrey: Thank you for including him.
Jim: Don't thank me. Thank Georgie.
Audrey: Oh. [chuckles] We both know I won't be doing that.

Jim: This nursery deal with you and Mandy whose idea was that?
Audrey: Mine.
Jim: You nervous?
Audrey: A little. You?
Jim: Terrified.
Audrey: Want to switch? I go with Connor. You stay with Amanda.
Jim: Oh. [both laughing] Wait, is that really an option?

Mandy: Hey, what you doing?
Audrey: Oh, I picked up some magazines. I thought we could look through them for baby room ideas.
Mandy: Oh, fun. Texas Monthly?
Audrey: That's for your dad's bathroom reading.