Beth: No, it's fine, I got my son, my freedom, now it's my turn to have fun.
Mandy: And, now, when you say "fun," you mean...
Beth: Sex with men I barely know.
Mandy: Okay, well, I won't be doing that, but I will be cheering for you.
Beth: Thank you!
Mandy: You go, hoebag.

Georgie: Did you have fun?
Mandy: It was okay.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: I had a nice time.
Georgie: Mandy...
Mandy: Okay, I had a great time. [sighs]
Georgie: Good, I'm glad.

Mandy: Hey, uh, my friend Beth invited me over to her place tonight.
Georgie: Oh, I think your parents were hoping we'd play cards.
Mandy: Yeah, I'm well aware.

Beth: Hey, Todd. Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
Todd: Georgie Cooper?
Georgie: Yeah.
Todd: Didn't you go to Medford High?
Georgie: Yeah, a while ago.
Todd: Your dad was the football coach, you had the genius brother.
Beth: I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
Todd: He was a year ahead of me.
Beth: Wait, how old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen.
Mandy: Now you know why he lied. [laughs]

Todd: So, did you graduate?
Georgie: No, I dropped out my junior year.
Todd: Oh, that's so cool.
Beth: No, it's not.
Mandy: Not cool.
Georgie: If I didn't, we never would've met.
Mandy: 'Cause you would've been in homeroom?

Beth: Well, Todd, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to do. You don't want to hang out with us old folks... and Georgie.
Todd: I'm gonna go work on my dirt bike.
Georgie: You got a dirt bike?
Todd: Yamaha YZ250.
Georgie: Oh, sweet.
Todd: You want to see it?
Georgie: [excitedly to Mandy] Can I?
Mandy: Go ahead.

Georgie: How long you had it?
Todd: Six months. My dad bought it for me during the divorce so I'd be on his side.
Georgie: Did it work?
Todd: No, my mom bought me a Nintendo. Kind of balanced things out.
Georgie: You know, people don't talk much about the upsides of divorce.

Todd: So, what's it like being married?
Georgie: Well, I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
Todd: Cool. What's it like having a girlfriend?
Georgie: It's good. I mean, you got to buy 'em presents and watch dumb movies, but overall it's worth it.
Todd: So I bet you get to do it all the time.
Georgie: Well, I'm a gentleman. B-But I did say "worth it."
Todd: It's not weird that she's old?
Georgie: She ain't old, she's older. Also, do not let her hear you say that.

Georgie: Hey. Listen, Todd invited me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
Mandy: You're not doing that.
Georgie: Why?
Mandy: You have a child. It's dangerous.
Georgie: I'll wear a helmet.
Mandy: No.
Georgie: Todd's mom lets him do it.
Mandy: What did you say?
Georgie: What?
Mandy: "Todd's mom lets him do it," like I'm your mom?
Georgie: That ain't what I meant.
Mandy: Well, that's what it sounded like.
Georgie: Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should stop acting like my mom.
Mandy: [grunts] You-- I-- You are in trouble, mister. [Georgie rolls his eyes] Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me.

Mandy: [o.s.] You are not playing with my friend's son!
Georgie: [o.s.] I'm a grown man, I can play with whoever I want.
Jim: Trouble in paradise.
Mandy: [enters] We're back.
Audrey: We heard.
Mandy: CeeCee good?
Audrey: Sound asleep.
Jim: You two okay?
Mandy: I don't want to talk about it.
Jim: All righty.

Georgie: That was great. I haven't ridden in years.
Todd: Why'd you stop?
Georgie: Oh, you know, got busy. Wife, baby, job.
Richie: How old are you?
Georgie: Nineteen... and a half, basically 20.
Todd: You should see his wife. She's hot.
Georgie: Hey! I mean, thank you, but hey.

Jason: All right, who's ready for some beer?
Todd: Oh, yeah, count me in.
Richie: Please.
Georgie: Thought we were gonna ride some more?
Todd: We are.
Georgie: After drinking?
Richie: I thought you said he was cool.
Georgie: I'm cool. [they snicker] I drive a tow truck. I've seen stuff. Believe me, safe is cool. [they laugh] At least eat something to coat your stomach.
Todd: I'm sorry, our mommies didn't pack us any snacks.
Georgie: Well, that's all right, I got some string cheese in the truck.

Beth: Check out the cowboy at the bar.
Mandy: Oh, that's not a cowboy, that's my dentist.
Beth: Ooh, Dr. Cowboy.
Mandy: I have a cleaning next week. Can you not ruin it?
Beth: He married?
Mandy: Um, I don't know, he wears gloves.
Beth: I'm gonna find out.
Mandy: Wait, you're just gonna leave me here? I guess you are. [guy turns around] Not a chance. [chuckles] But thank you.

Georgie: All right, Richie, this is you.
Richie: [sighs] Later.
Georgie: Wait, here's your keys. [Richie grabs the keys] Someday you'll thank me! [Richie slams the door] Little punk. All right, who's next?
Jason: I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
Georgie: It's Georgie, it's just Georgie.
Jason: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Mandy: Let's go home.
Georgie: Are you sure? We're here. I can buy you a drink. Or if they card me, you can buy me a drink.
Mandy: I think I'd rather go home and watch my daughter sleep.
Georgie: Oh, that's my favorite thing.
Mandy: How was your night?
Georgie: You want the truth?
Mandy: Yeah.
Georgie: Teenagers suck.

Georgie: I was thinking, maybe we can spend Thanksgiving at my mom's. You know, it's the first one since my dad passed.
Mandy: Of course.
Georgie: You're the best.
Mandy: I know.
Georgie: So, who's gonna tell your mom?
Mandy: I'm sure when we're not there she'll figure it out.

Georgie: Want to rock-paper-scissors for it?
Mandy: Or you tell her and I won't squirt you.
Georgie: You wouldn't dare.
Mandy: You're gonna smell so pretty.
Georgie: Get that away from me.
Mandy: Come here! Come here!
Georgie: No.
Mandy: Baby.

Georgie: While I'm here, I wanted to let you know we're gonna come to your place for Thanksgiving.
Mary Cooper: Oh. I'm not doing Thanksgiving this year.
Georgie: What are you talking about?
Mary Cooper: Well, Sheldon's in school, and Missy got invited to a friend's.
Georgie: Well, she can't go. It's Thanksgiving.
Mary Cooper: I already told her she could. And to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like celebrating.
Georgie: But this was Dad's favorite holiday.
Mary Cooper: I know, and doing it without him would just be too hard.

Georgie: [on the phone] Oh, come on, Missy. If you come, Mom has to.
Missy Cooper: Why are you making this such a big deal?
Georgie: It's a big deal 'cause we're gonna be together as a family.
Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon coming?
Georgie: We're gonna mostly be together as a family.
Missy Cooper: Well, I've made other plans.
Georgie: [sighs] Please. Mom needs this.
Missy Cooper: Mom needs a lobotomy.
Georgie: All right, I'm done asking. I'm telling you you're coming. [click, dial tone]
Mandy: So, is she coming?
Georgie: That's not funny.

Mandy: Here, let me try.
Georgie: Yeah, sure. Why not?
Mandy: [on the phone] Hey, Missy, it's Mandy. About Thanksgiving... [click, dial tone]
Georgie: Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?