Mary Cooper: If this is about Thanksgiving, I'm not changing my mind.
Mandy: Well, your mom and Missy are coming.
Mary Cooper: I don't care.
Mandy: Look, I understand, I really do. I-I just think...
Mary Cooper: You do not understand. You do not know what it's like to lose a husband.
Mandy: I don't, um, but Georgie's struggling, too, and I think it would be great...
Mary Cooper: Well, I'm sorry if I'm disappointing everyone, but this is what I need. And for once, I am putting myself first.
Mandy: Okay. Sorry.

Audrey: Go easy, Jim.
Jim: My second one.
Audrey: It's 10:00 in the morning.
Jim: [Well, I'd put it back, but... [removes bottlecap] it's already open.

Mandy: Good call on the socks.
Missy Cooper: I'm not stupid.

Audrey: That beer for you?
Georgie: No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.
Audrey: Another one?
Georgie: Uh, I haven't been keeping count.
Audrey: Well, you let him know I am.
Georgie: Or you let him know and I'll stay here and mash them potatoes.
Audrey: [angrily mashes potatoes] Tell him.

Meemaw: I hope it wasn't too much trouble adding a bunch of people at the last minute.
Jim: No problem at all. Audrey loves this.
Meemaw: Does she need any help?
Jim: I have no idea.

Connor: Welcome, everyone. As a special surprise, I have composed a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call. [plays according slowly] [plays rapidly] [turkey call warbles] [continues playing accordion] [turkey call]
Dale Ballard: You stay right there, I got my guitar in the trunk.
Meemaw: No.

Meemaw: You sure made your son happy today.
Mary Cooper: I'm glad. I thought you were going camping.
Meemaw: So did Dale.
Dale Ballard: What?
Meemaw: Just eat.
Dale Ballard: Okay.

Audrey: Where you going?
Jim: To get another beer. [exits]
Audrey: Excuse me. [exits]
Mandy: Oh, boy.
Connor: Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions.

Audrey: Put that back, you've had enough.
Jim: It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
Audrey: You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing.
Jim: I'm having a good time! Maybe you need a drink.
Audrey: I have been up since the crack of dawn putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it.
Jim: Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing.
Audrey: Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
Jim: Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.

Georgie: Where you going?
Mary Cooper: I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Georgie: Don't mind them, they argue all the time.
Mary Cooper: It's not them.
Georgie: Then what?
Mary Cooper: I...
Georgie: Tell me.
Mary Cooper: [sighs] [chuckles softly] Your father and I used to argue about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving, and... I'll never get to do that again.
Georgie: You miss arguing with Dad?
Mary Cooper: Yes. [sobs]
Georgie: Mom...
Mary Cooper: I'm going home. Please tell everybody I'm sorry.
Georgie: No, wait. I got a better idea.

Mary Cooper: This is nice.
Georgie: [chuckles] It is.
Missy Cooper: Yeah, not creepy at all. [Mary notices Missy's ankle tattoo and pulls down her sock] What the heck is that?!

Mandy: Georgie? Hey, what're you doing here? Is everything okay?
Georgie: Everything's great. This one didn't want to sleep, so I thought we'd come pay you a visit.
Mandy: Oh, that's sweet, but I'm real busy.
Georgie: Well, you sure I can't buy you some dessert? I got $11 from your dad burning a hole in my pocket.

[A male customer puts down a few coins on his bill as he gets up to leave]
Georgie: Whoa, that's all you're leaving?
Customer: Yeah.
Georgie: Just so you know, you ain't just tipping your waitress, you're also tipping her baby girl here. [man places down some more change] Oh, come on. Look at this face. [man places down a note] There we go. Have a nice night.

Mandy: Your pager.
Georgie: I hear it. [continues kissing Mandy]
Mandy: Aren't you gonna answer it?
Georgie: It's just someone with a broke down car. They ain't going nowhere.
Mandy: What if it's an emergency?
Georgie: This is an emergency. [pager vibrates] Dang it.
Mandy: It's okay, I'll be here when you get back.
Georgie: Great, I'll wake you.
Mandy: Or, you know, let me sleep through it. It's fine.

Georgie: Evening, miss.
Valerie: Thank the Lord. I got a flat tire.
Georgie: Well, good news, it's only flat on the bottom. [chuckles] A little tow truck humor.
Valerie: Can you fix it?
Georgie: I can change it. Got a spare?
Valerie: I do, it's that one right there. [points to rear wheel]
Georgie: Oh. Well, I can tow you back to the shop and get you fixed up in the morning.
Valerie: Thank you.

Georgie: So, what about you? What kind of job gets you a car like that?
Valerie: Oh, um, I work in real estate, but honestly, I owe it all to my church.
Georgie: Really? My mom's church never gave out Mercedes. Once in a while, you'd get free pancakes, but that's about it.
Valerie: [laughs] I'm serious. I mean, I was struggling before I joined my congregation, but now I'm doing great. You know, God wants us to be prosperous.
Georgie: All I remember from Sunday school is, "Thou shalt not have any fun."
Valerie: Well, maybe you're going to the wrong church. You should check us out.
Georgie: Maybe I will.
Valerie: I'm telling you, if you invest in God, He will return that investment tenfold.
Georgie: How's He with debt? 'Cause I got me a few folds of that.

Cynthia: Welcome.
Georgie: Thank you.
Cynthia: Is this your first time with us?
Georgie: Yes, ma'am.
Cynthia: Well, we are so glad to have you. [hugs him]
Georgie: Oh, okay.
Cynthia: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Georgie: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Valerie: Georgie, welcome. [hugs him]
Georgie: [chuckles] Oh, y'all are a huggy bunch.

Valerie: Georgie drives a tow truck and works at a tire shop.
Reverend Travis Lemon: When do you find the time to sleep?
Georgie: I don't. So if it happens during your sermon, don't take it personal.
Reverend Travis Lemon: Hard worker, God rewards that.
Georgie: Speaking of which, I couldn't help but notice you had some church vans out there with bald tires. Be happy to take care of that for you.
Reverend Travis Lemon: Oh, yeah, this is the church for you. Let's talk after the service.
Valerie: I told you. Not even here five minutes and you're already prospering.
Georgie: I guess I am.
Valerie: I'm so happy for you. [chuckles] [hugs Georgie]
Georgie: Okay, more hugging.

Mandy: How was church?
Georgie: Great. I met the reverend. Real nice guy.
Mandy: Mm. Feel more prosperous?
Georgie: Actually, I do. McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans. [Mandy gasps]
Jim: You're kidding.
Georgie: Tires, brakes, alignment, the works. In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked ten percent off. He was thrilled.
Jim: How can you not love this kid?
Audrey: He hustled a reverend.

Jim: You know, I think it's time we up your compensation.
Audrey: We already give them free room, board and childcare.
Jim: Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
Audrey: He volunteered, Jim.
Jim: 'Cause he's a go-getter.
Audrey: Well, then he can "go get" another job.
Georgie: Should we jump in here?
Mandy: No, stay out of it, this is how I got a car.