Audrey: It's fine, the more the merrier.
Mandy: Okay. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Audrey: And don't think you're sticking me in a home someday. I'm dying in this house.
Mandy: What?
Audrey: You heard me.

Mandy: So, good news, your family's coming to Thanksgiving.
Georgie: Really? Everyone?
Mandy: Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.
Georgie: Oh, still no on my mom?
Mandy: Um, I tried, but...
Georgie: It's okay, this is great. Thank you. How'd you convince my sister?
Mandy: I ju-- I just asked nicely.
Georgie: That don't sound right.
Mandy: Well, what can I say? The kid loves me.

Meemaw: [to CeeCee] Forget the turkey, I'm gonna gobble you up.
Dale Ballard: I won't be eating any children.
Georgie: Thank y'all so much for coming.
Meemaw: You bet.
Dale Ballard: I had no choice.

Jim: So, Dale... when are you two kids gonna make it official?
Dale Ballard: I've asked repeatedly.
Meemaw: We don't need to get married. We're fine just as we are.
Dale Ballard: No, she's hoping somebody better comes along.
Meemaw: Don't you want the best for me?
Mandy: Okay, CeeCee's napping. What'd I miss?
Dale Ballard: She don't want to marry me.

Georgie: I really appreciate you coming.
Missy Cooper: Well, I knew how important it was to you.
Georgie: What'd she bribe you with?
Missy Cooper: Nothing. She just asked nicely.
Georgie: You're a lying sack of you-know-what.

Georgie: I can't believe you got 'em all here.
Mandy: Well, what can I say? You knocked up a pretty special lady.

Dale Ballard: [plays guitar and sings, with Connor playing along on accordion] ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪ ♪ I went down, down, down ♪ And the flames went higher ♪ And it burns, burns, burns - Ouch! ♪ That ring of fire ♪ That ring of fire ♪
Meemaw: [to Mandy] Still better than camping.
Connor: Everybody.
All: ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪
Jim: [Audrey kicks Jim awake] Huh?
All: ♪ Went down, down, down ♪ And the flames get higher ♪
Dale Ballard: Come on, Jim!
Jim: [half-asleep] ♪ Burns, burns ♪
All: ♪ That ring of fire ♪ That ring of fire ♪

Georgie: I thought you were off tonight.
Mandy: Uh, I was, but a shift opened up, and despite appearances, we are poor people.
Georgie: Well, I thought we were gonna have some "us" time.
Mandy: Uh, well, I get off at midnight. We can "us" time then.
Jim: Hey, I know what "us" time means. Stop it.

Georgie: All right, what are we doing?
Audrey: We?
Georgie: Once I put the baby down, we can play Monopoly, Jenga. I'm all yours.
Audrey: Well, thank you, but... [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: You can just say no, you don't have to pretend to be sleepy.
Audrey: Okay. No.

Jim: How are you at Gin Rummy?
Georgie: Well, it's been a while. You might have to remind me of the rules.
Jim: Are you conning me?
Georgie: Only one way to find out.

[Jim lays down a card]
Georgie: You sure about that?
[Jim takes his card back and lays down another card]
Georgie: Thank you. Gin.
Jim: Son of a bitch.
Georgie: Go again?
Jim: [yawns] I am suddenly very tired.
Georgie: Tired of losing.

Georgie: Let's see. Oh, there's your mama. See how hard she's working? That's for you. Remember that when you're a teenager and you hate your mother for no good reason, other than she's your mother.

Mandy: Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
Georgie: Oh, it's okay. How was work?
Mandy: Busy. I feel bad I didn't have time for you.
Georgie: I get it.
Mandy: Well, I got time for you now. [they kiss]
Georgie: It's been a while, we ain't gonna need much time. You smell like bacon.
Mandy: Really? I showered.
Georgie: I ain't complaining. I like bacon.

Valerie: You are not what I expected when I called a tow truck.
Georgie: Oh, you were waiting on a butt-crack Bubba type?
Valerie: [chuckles] Yeah.
Georgie: Well, sorry to disappoint. Mine is firmly tucked away.
Valerie: So, are you McAllister?
Georgie: Cooper, McAllister's my father-in-law.
Valerie: You're married? You look so young.
Georgie: Well, when you meet the right woman and get her pregnant, you just know.

Audrey: Oh, my goodness, CeeCee, you're getting so big.
Jim: 'Cause she's a Texas baby.
Mandy: 'Cause you keep sneaking her cookies.
Jim: I want her to like me.

Georgie: Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
Mandy: Oh, well, you got in so late, I wanted to give you a break.
Georgie: What did I do to deserve you?
Mandy: [points to CeeCee] This.

Georgie: This could also be a business opportunity. Prosperous folks need tires, too.
Mandy: I don't know.
Jim: Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
Audrey: You're okay with him going to church just to sell tires?
Jim: Yes.
Georgie: You want to come with me?
Jim: No.

Valerie: So, is my car ready?
Georgie: Let me check.
Ruben: Yes, ma'am, it most certainly is. My name's Ruben. What's yours?
Valerie: Valerie.
Ruben: Oh, lovely name. Valerie, you're gonna need brake pads on your vehicle, sooner better than later.
Valerie: Thank you. Good to know.
Georgie: Ruben, I got this.
Ruben: I'm just thinking of her safety. Don't you need to call your wife or something? He's married.
Valerie: I know. I'm actually hoping to meet her at church this Sunday.
Ruben: Church?
Valerie: Yeah.
Ruben: Mm, too much work.

Valerie: So, will I see you on Sunday?
Georgie: Yeah, I think you will. Might be solo. My wife's not real interested.
Valerie: Oh, too bad. But I will be glad to see you.
Georgie: Oh. And I'll be glad to see you... in a churchly fashion. Before I forget, free air freshener.
Valerie: Oh. [sniffs] Apple, the fruit of temptation.
Georgie: Hang on, I got a mango in here somewhere.

Georgie: I feel a little weird. The only time I ever wore this was my dad's funeral.
Mandy: Well, I'm sure he'd be glad to know you're getting your money's worth.
Georgie: He was thrifty. You know, he's the one who taught me shampoo is really just liquid soap. You can wash your hair with a bar of Irish Spring. Same deal.
Mandy: Is that why your hair smells like that?
Georgie: Mmm, when you first met me, yeah. Now I'm a Zest man.