Georgie: Come on. You got a good head on your shoulders, why don't you try using it?
Missy Cooper: Listen to you. You sound like Dad.
Georgie: Well, you know, genetics. [Missy laughs softly] What?
Missy Cooper: That's what the test was on. Genetics.

Missy Cooper: What're you taking Tums for?
Georgie: My stomach.
Missy Cooper: What's wrong with your stomach?
Georgie: Nothing. Just ate something ain't sitting right.
Missy Cooper: You should try smoking weed.
Georgie: You're smoking pot now?
Missy Cooper: Why? You got some?
Georgie: No.
Missy Cooper: You want some?

Mandy: You're still pretending he's fine?
Audrey: He is fine. He just has a unique view of the world. Right, Jim?
Jim: "Unique" is the word we agreed to use.

Dr. Hill: Good news. Your heart is fine.
Georgie: You sure? Didn't feel fine.
Dr. Hill: Most likely, you had a panic attack.
Georgie: Mm. That don't sound right.
Dr. Hill: Well, they can present like a heart attack you know, chest pains, shortness of breath.
Georgie: Well, I did eat a whole bottle of TUMS, maybe it's Tum poisoning.

Jim: Look, I know the kid lost his temper, but that is not his nature.
Audrey: Whose side are you on?
Jim: [scoffs] There's no sides.
Audrey: Of course there are. That's all a marriage is. Warfare.

Jim: He's got a lot on his plate and I feel for him.
Audrey: You feel for him.
Jim: Yeah.
Audrey: [sighs] Well, at the risk of being a broken record, there's no way this marriage lasts, and I say, the sooner it ends the better.
Jim: Oh, you don't know that. Come on. Your dad hated me, I'm still here.
Audrey: My dad hated your long hair. [strokes Jim's head] Well...

Jim: All I'm saying is the kid is more on the ball than you think. You know, he's been trying to get me to sell Korean tires.
Audrey: Korean tires?
Jim: They're actually pretty good.
Audrey: So, why don't we sell them?
Jim: We just don't.
Audrey: Jim...
Jim: My Goodyear sales rep promised me a ride on the blimp.

Mandy: [on the phone] Hey, is- is Georgie over there?
Missy Cooper: No, why?
Mandy: Oh, I just thought maybe he stopped by. [chuckles]
Missy Cooper: Y'all have a fight?
Mandy: No, don't be silly. So, uh, what happened with you at school today?
Missy Cooper: Don't change the subject. What're you fighting about?
Mandy: There's no fight, it's just... two adults seeing things different.
Missy Cooper: And then arguing about it till one runs away?
Mandy: Yeah.
Missy Cooper: I ran away a lot as a kid. He'll grow out of it.

Mandy: Georgie, what's going on?
Georgie: I don't want you to worry.
Mandy: You can't tell somebody not to worry and expect them not to worry. They're gonna worry.
Georgie: Okay, fine. After I left, I started having some chest pains, so I went to the hospital.
Mandy: Oh, my God!
Georgie: See? Now you're worried.

Jim: Son, don't feel bad, lots of guys struggle with emotional stuff.
Georgie: Ever happen to you?
Jim: Sure.
Georgie: What do you do?
Jim: [holding a slice of bacon] I find what's most helpful is eating healthy and exercise.
Mandy: Dad...
Jim: You want the truth? 'Cause it's dark. [eats bacon]

Georgie: I may not have been completely honest about having everything under control. Truth is, I'm flying by the seat of my pants and my pants are on fire. I'm stressed out, all the time. How'd you do it? How'd you make it look so easy? Fine, don't tell me. Okay, I should go. [sighs] This was good. Thanks for listening. Hey, maybe you can ask the big guy to keep an eye on your daughter. Send an angel, get her in the Army, something. Hurry.

Missy Cooper: This is weird.
Georgie: Just talk to him. I really think you'll feel better.
Missy Cooper: I think I'll feel stupid.
Georgie: Hey, I didn't tell Mom about you getting suspended, the least you can do is tell Dad.
Missy Cooper: [exasperated sigh] Fine.
Georgie: Hey, Dad. Look who I brought. It's Missy, in case you can only hear.

Georgie: What's that old saying? Read 'em and weep.
Audrey: Damn it.
Jim: Good job, partner.
Audrey: Is this really your first time playing bridge?
Georgie: [chuckles] Guess I'm just lucky. I mean, look at the family I married into.

Audrey: Amanda, you need to up your game.
Mandy: [scoffs] I'll do you one better. I'm up and I'm out.
Audrey: You can't quit in the middle.
Mandy: Well, I think I hear the baby.
Audrey: I think I hear a baby, too.

Jim: Oh, come on, Mandy, we're having fun.
Mandy: Are we?

Georgie: Tell you what, why don't we switch partners? I'll play with your mama.
Audrey: Now we're talking.
Jim: Aw, why do I get Mandy?
Mandy: I'm not that bad.
Jim: You are.
Mandy: Am I?
Georgie: Oh, what do I know? I'm just a beginner. [spreads the cards]

Beth: Oh, my God, how long does it take to finish a slice of pie?
Mandy: I know, but it's kind of romantic the way they look at each other.
Beth: What makes you think they're a couple? Maybe they're brother and sister in some kind of sick relationship.
Mandy: [scoffs] What is wrong with you?
Beth: I'm not rooting for it. I said it was sick.

Mandy: It was so nice to hang out with a woman who didn't give birth to me.
Georgie: Well, a couple pretty women at the bar, you must have gotten hit on.
Mandy: Actually, not at all.
Georgie: Oh. Well, they must've saw your wedding ring and didn't want to be disrespectful.
Mandy: Good. Yeah. That's why.

Georgie: When you got married, did you still have other friends?
Jim: Oh, yeah, tons.
Georgie: What about after you had kids?
Jim: Oh, no, life as I knew it ended.
Georgie: But you were fine with that, right?
Jim: I get the feeling you want me to say yes.

Georgie: I don't know, Mandy's just got in my head about us having a social life.
Jim: So? You must have lots of friends.
Georgie: I do. I mean, I did. Maybe I don't.
Jim: Well, hang in there. When CeeCee gets a little older, she'll make friends and you'll pretend to like their parents.
Georgie: Maybe I will like 'em.
Jim: You won't, they're awful.