Ruben: You know, after work on Fridays, me and my buddies play a little half-court basketball.
Georgie: Cool.
Ruben: Yeah, and after we grab pizza and beer.
Georgie: Sounds fun.
Ruben: [chuckling] It is. It really is. [walks off]
Jim: I've gone with them. It's a good time.

Mandy: Well, why don't you come with me? I know Beth wants to meet you.
Georgie: I ain't gonna get in the way of your girl talk?
Mandy: [chuckles] Girl talk? What's girl talk?
Georgie: I don't know. Guys' butts, panties?
Mandy: Put on a clean shirt, you're coming with me.

Beth: So how did you two meet?
Georgie: She came into the Laundromat I was working at, and I asked her out.
Beth: Laundromat. Sexy.
Georgie: It was really a front for a backroom gambling operation.
Mandy: That sexy enough for you?

Georgie: She was worried I was a little too young, so I lied about my age.
Mandy: Mm-hmm. You sure did.
Georgie: Hey, you lied about your age, too.
Mandy: Anyhoo, too much tequila, not enough condoms, here we are.
Beth: Nice.
Georgie: I eventually told her the truth.
Mandy: Yep. And we fell in love.
Beth: That's sweet, you started with lies and ended with love. I went the other way.

Beth: [laughing awkwardly] So, 19...
Mandy: Yeah, he's- he's very mature for his age.
Beth: I'm sure.
Mandy: And, you know, most days I-I don't even think about it.
Beth: And why would you?
Mandy: He's a good father and a hard worker.
Beth: I bet the sex is amazing.
Mandy: Oh, well, he does bring a certain youthful energy to the party.
Beth: Do tell.
Mandy: I think I've told enough.

Beth: You know, sometimes I look at Todd's friends and...
Mandy: Oh, Beth, no.
Beth: What? You married one.
Mandy: Yeah.

Todd: Sorry, I don't mean nothing by it. New school nurse is hot. And she's like 23.
Georgie: There you go. What we doing here?
Todd: Just tightening the brakes.
Georgie: Well, let me help you.
Todd: Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
Georgie: We've talked about this. Older's better.

Jim: How can we be sure this isn't some stupid thing only he knows exists?
Audrey: Good point. [Connor shrugs] Do it.
Jim: Are you some stupid thing only you know exists?
Connor: No. Twelve.
Audrey: So you're sure we'd know...?
Jim: No, don't waste one. It's something we know.
Audrey: Okay, okay.

Jim: Damn, this is stressful.
Connor: If it's too much, we can stop. No shame admitting defeat.
Jim: Make coffee.
Audrey: On it.

Georgie: That was fun. Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mandy: [unimpressed] Mm-hmm. Crazy you and Todd went to school together.
Georgie: I know. My meemaw would call that "quite the coinkydink."

Jim: How about this?
Audrey: I like it.
Jim: You sure?
Audrey: Do it.
Jim: Are you something in this house?
Connor: Yes.
Jim: Yes!
Audrey: Good job.
Jim: Teamwork, babe.

Connor: We're playing 20 Questions if you'd like to join.
Mandy: No. [exits]
Connor: Anyone else glad she said no?

Audrey: So, is your husband out with his little friends?
Mandy: Don't call them that.
Audrey: Sorry. Is your husband out with his big-boy friends?
Mandy: Can you stop enjoying this?
Audrey: No.

Mandy: I'm not upset he's out with friends. I'm upset he's doing something dangerous.
Audrey: Well, why didn't you tell him not to?
Mandy: I did. He didn't listen.
Audrey: Well... he is at that rebellious age.
Mandy: I'm serious.
Audrey: [chuckles] Georgie has a lot of very good qualities, but he's so much younger than you. It was bound to a problem at some point.
Mandy: That's not true.
Audrey: Really? Think about what you were doing when you were 19.
Mandy: Well, I was in college, so I was... going to all my classes and studying a lot. Okay, but it's different because I didn't have a child.
Audrey: [laughing] And now you've got two of 'em.

Mandy: Thanks for coming.
Georgie: What happened to your buddy?
Mandy: Oh, she's, um... getting a cavity filled.

Mandy: Want some hand lotion?
Georgie: How many times I got to say no?
Mandy: Men can take care of their skin, too.
Georgie: Yeah, men in California.
Mandy: We have got to get you on a plane one of these days.

Georgie: Mrs. McAllister, I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving.
Audrey: Well, sure.
Georgie: I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee need to spend it at my mom's.
Audrey: This is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed. Of course you should.
Georgie: Oh. Thank you. That's a relief.
Audrey: Why?
Georgie: Why what?
Audrey: Why would you think that I would be upset that you want to spend Thanksgiving with your grieving mother?
Georgie: Well...
Audrey: What kind of monster do you think I am? [Jim sneaks out of the kitchen]
Georgie: Um...
Jim: [o.s.] Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work.
Georgie: Got to go. Thanks again. [hushed] You saved my butt.
Jim: Keep moving. Keep moving.

Georgie: Fine. Then come have dinner at the McAllisters'.
Mary Cooper: With your mother-in-law? Not for a million dollars.
Georgie: Oh, come on. She's not a monster. [off Mary's look] Come on.
Mary Cooper: No.
Georgie: Fine. I didn't want to do this, but as the man of the house, I'm putting my foot down. You're coming.
Mary Cooper: I have a foot of my own. Would you like to know where I'm gonna put it?
Georgie: No, ma'am.
Mary Cooper: All right, then. [exits]
Georgie: "All right, then."

Georgie: She don't want to do Thanksgiving.
Mandy: What do you mean, like she doesn't want to cook?
Georgie: She don't want to do it at all.
Connor: May I interject?
Mandy: What?
Connor: I'm considering getting a cat.
Jim: Connor, not now.
Connor: Let me know when.

Mandy: She knows she's welcome here, right?
Georgie: She just wants to sit home by herself.
Mandy: What are you gonna do?
Georgie: I don't know. I hate the thought of her being all alone.
Connor: Now?
Jim: Fine.
Connor: You're never alone if you have a cat.