Pastor Jeff Quote #1
Quote from Pastor Jeff in the episode A House Divided
Pastor Jeff: [enters] Mary, can you... Oh. Sorry. Didn't know you had company.
Mary Cooper: You remember Georgie's mother-in-law, Audrey.
Pastor Jeff: Of course. So what're you two gals gabbing about?
Mary Cooper: Audrey just came by to tell me how fragile and needy I've been since George died.
Audrey: No, I came to apologize.
Mary Cooper: Because you feel bad for me.
Audrey: Well, I don't anymore!
Mary Cooper: Do you believe this woman?
Pastor Jeff: ... I believe in the power of prayer. What do you say we all join hands and ask the big amigo for His guidance? [Jeff holds out his hands, but Audrey and Mary both ignore his request] Amen. [laughs] [exits]
Pastor Jeff Quotes
Quote from the episode A House Divided
Pastor Jeff: Mandy, Georgie, why don't we discuss how to improve your relationship with each other and the Lord?
Mandy: Oh, I forgive you. Let's go.
Georgie: Sweet! [both exit]
Pastor Jeff: I'm gonna call that one a win.
‘A House Divided’ Quotes
Quote from Mary Cooper
Georgie: You know, when you think about it... [Mandy slaps Georgie's arm] Best not to think about it.
Quote from Georgie
Georgie: I really want to thank you for trying to straighten things out with my mom.
Audrey: I'm glad someone appreciates it.
Georgie: For what it's worth, I think Mandy was a little out of line.
Audrey: I'm used to it. Everything's always my fault.
Georgie: Not true. Getting pregnant... that one, she blames square on me.
Audrey: As do I.
Georgie: She had a little something to do with it, but I'll spare you the details.
Audrey: Thank you.
Quote from Mary Cooper
Mandy: Mary, you know you're always welcome here.
Mary Cooper: Am I? Sure doesn't feel that way.
Audrey: Oh, come down off the cross.
Mary Cooper: Lady, you do not want me to come down.
Georgie: All right, all right, y'all need to cool your jets.
Mary Cooper: Don't worry, I am leaving.
Audrey: Thanks for stopping by.
Mary Cooper: Oh, I'll pray for you, but I do not have high hopes.
